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Always so loud 😒

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Submitted ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Zidane@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I fix

    🥺
    👉🏻👈🏻

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    • Jiffy_Lubricant@piefed.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thank you for your service.

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You know how they say, that a sneeze is 70 percent of an orgasm? When a dad sneezes, he must get the whole thing.

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gotta assert dominance over the sneeze.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My kid used to complain about how loudly I sneeze.

    He’s 27, now, and he does it too.

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  • xyguy@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is so often true that I would love to read a sociological study on why it is.

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    • white_nrdy@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ironically my dad sneezes pretty quietly, like a mouse. Yet I have the sonic boom of a sneeze. One time in uni I sneezed during a class, the professor stopped his lecture and said “are you ok?!?!”

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    • adhocfungus@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I gained it after having a kid. I don’t understand it, so I’d like to see a study as well.

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  • scrion@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I went through so much bullshit, it’s the last guilty pleasure I have in this world. I deserve at least that.

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    • original_reader@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes, you do!

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  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s orgasmic

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pierce from Community had some guidance on this.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwyO1Sgj77I&t=90

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    • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I miss how good of a character early pierce was. Shame that chevys behaviour made Dan write him differently as time went on.

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  • TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ll never be a dad, but I definitely inherited my dad’s sneeze.

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  • original_reader@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    To be fair, no one should hold in their sneezes.

    health.com/…/is-it-just-me-holding-in-sneeze-bad

    Still, sneezing into a tissue (or at least the sleeve) is just good manners.

    Explode away!

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    • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bold of you to assume that I know that I’m going to sneeze 50ms before I’m going to sneeze

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      • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Fortunately you don’t need to!

        Upon sneeze initiation of non-voluntary inhalation and the iconic “Ah-” you can consciously react with a valsalva maneuver* of the airway by retracting your tongue up toward your nasopharynx - try it now while exhaling, and if done correctly your exhale should be fully blocked and you’ll feel a slight pressure increase in your head. Doing this after that inhalation portion of a sneeze will similarly block the “-choo!” half, keeping the air and slurry of snot and pathogens all internal, at the cost of making yourself subtable to the consequences listed in OP’s article.

         

        *not to be confused with a valsalva maneuver of the GI tract, which can cause hernias and a vasovagal response that dips your blood pressure and can make you pass out

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