heliotrope
@heliotrope@retrofed.com
- Comment on Benjamin Netanyahu describes UK as ‘first Islamic republic to get a nuclear weapon’ 5 days ago:
Well, that’s going to ruffle some feathers…
- Comment on Autism 2 weeks ago:
I can’t go to clubs or listen to the sound of Velcro™, and I don’t like the texture of paper. Also, most autistic people I meet assume I am also autistic.
The fact that I can also give an illustrated history of the ITV network, install Gentoo, and explain why none of the characters in The Simpsons ever age is just the icing on the cake.
- Comment on This is Reginald 2 weeks ago:
Hi, Reginald
- Comment on Top Gear’s Richard Hammond fined for speeding in Bentley and Porsche 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on GB News will not be investigated over ‘no riot in Belfast’ claim 4 weeks ago:
That’s some bullshit.
- Comment on James Bond should stay white and male, says casting chief 5 weeks ago:
They just don’t seem like the same person to me.
- Comment on James Bond should stay white and male, says casting chief 5 weeks ago:
Oh, so he’s not the Rassilon; he just has the same name?
- Comment on James Bond should stay white and male, says casting chief 5 weeks ago:
Rassilon? I thought he was something else.
You see, Doctor and Master are both titles you get with degrees, but there are two more: Associate and Bachelor.
I don’t know who the Associate would be, but if anyone would carry the name, “The Bachelor”, it would be James Bond.
- Comment on Artisanal 5 weeks ago:
Anything’s a dlido if you’re brave enough.
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- Comment on Fucked up you can't be gay anymore 1 month ago:
Hey, pick the gay back up. It’s LGBTQ+ Wrath Month now.
- Comment on Every fucking time 1 month ago:
Welcome to autism, more like.
- Comment on Will we see more heatwaves this summer? 1 month ago:
In short: probably.
- Comment on From yoghurt to luxury sails: how to shade your home from supercharged UK heatwaves 1 month ago:
And screen doors
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- Comment on Border Force officer and Hong Kong trade official jailed for spying for China 1 month ago:
There seem to be a lot of people getting arrested for this at the moment
- Comment on Good luck with that 2 months ago:
- Comment on If only... 2 months ago:
Skill issue
- Comment on Tough US-style courts to crack down on repeat offenders 2 months ago:
I don’t mean so much supersize happy meals with high-fructose corn syrup soda. I’m talking about the cuisine itself. It’s quite idealised, sure, but the recipes are very nice.
- Comment on Tough US-style courts to crack down on repeat offenders 2 months ago:
Outside of food and entertainment, US-style anything is probably not something to aim for.
- Comment on GB News Presenter Denied Racist Violence in Belfast Was a ‘Riot’ and Claimed ‘Not a House Has Been Burnt Down’ 2 months ago:
“There is no war in Ba Sing Se"-ahh statement
- Comment on ‘Extremely dangerous’ snapping turtle found in Welsh stream 2 months ago:
Again‽
- Comment on Top boarding schools ‘increasingly not British at all’ 2 months ago:
Couldn’t give a shit.
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- Comment on If they're wet farts would the suit eventually start to rust? 3 months ago:
- Comment on Getting told by Lemmy to stop taking drugs 4 months ago:
- Comment on I was very much looking forward to hearing his riveting opinion on this matter. Oh well. Maybe next time. 4 months ago:
- Comment on When I die maybe they will also stuff me and put me in a museum 4 months ago:
Man, I may have grown up with 64-bit PCs and Arduinos, but the ol’ Apple II is still surprisingly usable (though obviously don’t expect it to be able to run Crysis).
- Comment on Good luck figuring it out since it also doesn’t come with man pages 4 months ago:
I have a friend IRL called Kit, who also happens to use they/them pronouns.