They’re not air tight. They might sound funnier tho.
If they're wet farts would the suit eventually start to rust?
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
cattywampas@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Blankets aren’t airtight either, you ever rip a nasty one under one of those?
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
HOOOOOOOOONK! Lol.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thomas the Tank Engine whistle
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Farts In particular, what to say after you fart in a crowd (or elevator).
“Take that!”
“What do you say?” like prompting a child to say thank you.
“That’ll be five bucks, you pervert”
“Not a bad sound out of a half inch speaker”
“Did you hear that spider bark?"
“Someone step on a duck?”
“That duck’s got bad breath”
Forest Area Reticulated Tree Spiders (FARTS)
“A bit more choke and that engine will start”
“Did you hear what that asshole just said?”
“There’s someone behind me talking shit!”
“Keep shouting Sir, we’ll find you”
“So sayeth the King”
“I shouldn’t have trusted that one”
“I don’t remember eating that.”
“That’s gonna itch when it dries”
‘‘Two sniffs of that would be greedy’’
“The the horns working, now try the lights”
“Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk”
“The Rear Admiral has spoken”
(Just before you fart) “Alexa, play something by Ed Sheeran”
“Don’t worry, (name), I’ll tell them it was me!”
“You’ve/I’ve got a turd honking for the right of way.”
“Ahh, the ghost of dinners past”
“You got that one for free, next one you will have to pull my finger”
“As foretold by The Prophecy.”
“Now your turn”
The toothless one speaks !
“Sounds much better after my tune up”
“Aaaand…scene!”
“That was supposed to be a song but came out of the wrong end”
“Message from turd castle”
“Glad I’m not in my Space Suit”
“Damn! I was saving that for the elevator”
“An empty house is better than a bad tenant”
“Guess what I had for my last meal”
“This haaause is noww cleeeean”
“carpet frogs”
“Now that I have your attention, we will have a moment of silence for all those that have died in elevator accidents”
sicarius@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Glad to see it still works even though it’s got a hole in it”
dragnucs@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
janus2@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
this means ass stabbing was a viable strategy
Monster96@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
TIL.
Emi@ani.social 2 weeks ago
Eventually? Yes if you wouldn’t clean it. But I assume they were cleaned and oiled after each use.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Be sure to clean and oil the armor too.
tiny_hedgehog@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I think people did worse than just fart in them.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
How exactly would you rub one out in there though?
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Codpiece
saltesc@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
sobbing squire noises