Nanograms / gram.
So kljust eat about 1 million potatoes daily.
po-tay-toes
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Krudler@lemmy.world 39 minutes ago
homes@piefed.world 1 hour ago
Are we sure this isn’t because of local contamination or something like that? Are we sure this is actually naturally occurring?
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
Monsanto has entered the chat.
fullsquare@awful.systems 1 hour ago
it also happened with tramadol before (different plant)
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 hour ago
I thought potatoes just made me feel good because they taste awesome… 🤔
django@discuss.tchncs.de 1 hour ago
I first believed a “potato tuber” to be something similar to a v-tuber, but it’s a potato.
Zwiebel@feddit.org 51 minutes ago
Me too 😭 We’re so cooked chat
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 39 minutes ago
JustSo@hexbear.net 1 hour ago
Like that fucking peanut
Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 41 minutes ago
Potatoes are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 hour ago
TIL Starch Sadness isn’t just a meme.
ClathrateG@hexbear.net 1 hour ago
Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
They call dogs mans best friend, but we ignore the humble potato. Have they been with us as long as canines? No. That’s why they’re putting in so much effort to fufill our every need.
One day you’re going to wake up and realize you love your potatoes. That they love you. The entire time, you’ll know what you need to do. It will hurt, as it always does, as you boil and mash this tuber that was once your closest companion, but in return, they will give you a full days nourishment and only ask for a little more butter this time.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I love my dog, but I’ve never had to clean potato vomit out of a carpet at 3 am.
Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Lemme make a pot of mashed potatoes and get extremely drunk. We can change this.