Rose_Thorne
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- Comment on Who's laughing now!!? 8 hours ago:
I’m more surprised we don’t. Has a psychic never mind-dived Aquaman? Martian Manhunter hasn’t Head-Handed him? That’s how J’onn says hello!
- Comment on Who's laughing now!!? 8 hours ago:
Sometimes one, sometimes the other, sometimes both.
Sometimes multiple, but cephalopods are getting harder to book.
- Comment on Who's laughing now!!? 9 hours ago:
You’re assuming that a man who spends all day talking with fish is sane in the first place.
Just go to a fish breeder convention. Find the sanity there.
- Comment on And they mocked me for my WoW subscription 😗 1 day ago:
There are other ways. I’ve only had problems with ReVanced Music once, and there was a fresh set of patches less than a day later.
- Comment on An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it. 3 days ago:
And only after sitting on it for awhile, so your hand goes numb.
- Comment on Ejaculate asap 1 week ago:
- Comment on Woof is dog for "You may test that assumption at your convenience" 2 weeks ago:
There is no choice. There is only kill.
I am not kidding when I say they are akin to a Terminator. Their only thought is to eliminate the threat until there is no threat left. Rip and tear, until it is done.
- Comment on Woof is dog for "You may test that assumption at your convenience" 2 weeks ago:
Hell, just giving birth in and of itself is enough to kick off survival instincts of “Scare everything the fuck off before it can even try me right now”. It’s incredibly taxing on the body, both in energy used and physical damage.
Then you’re just kinda thrown into keeping this screaming sack of potatoes that was just violently removed from your body alive quite quickly.
- Comment on Woof is dog for "You may test that assumption at your convenience" 2 weeks ago:
That’s another terrifying thing about when they’re on the hunt. They have been found in near-death states, still fighting.
So sometimes that “someone” is everyone involved.
- Comment on Woof is dog for "You may test that assumption at your convenience" 2 weeks ago:
Herd dogs were bred to protect the herd. While many may show a more gentle demeanor most days, when the time comes, they are absolute machines.
Funnily enough, I live close to DeKalb. Great Pyrenees are one of the more common herd dogs around here, and are a great example of gentle giants that will crush throats. They adopt just about anything smaller than they are, treat anything they see as their territory, and are known for tracking coyotes for miles just to exterminate them all for fucking with their stock.
It doesn’t end with their herd, either. They can be highly responsive to their owners. You start showing any signs of tension, they will put themselves between you and whatever is bothering you.
- Comment on oh cool 2 weeks ago:
I’m fairly certain you’re right, I just can’t remember if it was that exact attempt at fucking with the Sun that started that, or if that was another time.
Because Ra has nothing but burning hatred for Apep, and it was well damned earned. Snake refuses to learn the lesson.
- Comment on oh cool 2 weeks ago:
Ya know what happened to Apep(the deity)?
He got his fucking ass kicked by Ra. Hell, if I remember right, he also gets his ass kicked by Horus at least once.
Basically, don’t fuck with the sun. It’s got hands. And a beak.
- Comment on Or the common cold! 3 weeks ago:
That sounds like less money in my bank account, and how am I supposed to feel superior towards my lessers without denying them wealth that I only actively support due to aforementioned superiority complex?
- Comment on Star Citizen fans sigh deeply, rub their foreheads as developer casts doubt on Squadron 42's 2026 release: 'I don't know if we're going to make it' 4 weeks ago:
Star Citizen is going to be the next game with a generational legacy.
After fans will their copies to their children, still waiting for the official release.
- Comment on The Mothman 4 weeks ago:
Now we understand why everyone is gay for Mothman. He’s absolutely fabulous.
- Comment on Super Robot Wars Y plays just like a kid’s giant robo fanfiction 5 weeks ago:
That just describes the entire fucking series.
Don’t get me wrong, I am not complaining one bit about that, but yeah. They just feel like some kid rooted through their toy bin and decided “Giant robots fighting? Giant robots fighting.”
- Comment on Anon is jokingly gay 5 weeks ago:
We’ve found it. The Origin of the Gay-cation.
Cause it ain’t gay on vacation.
- Comment on 🤝🤝🤝 1 month ago:
Only after confirming he’s in no way related to a Bogart.
- Comment on I present you: the Boden Seal 2 months ago:
He kinda threw me off at first, but I’ve grown to enjoy his aggressive style of education. It feels like all I’ve really needed is someone yelling “You’re a fucking dumbass, and so am I, so let’s learn some shit together so we can burn it all the fuck down”.
- Comment on quick thinking 2 months ago:
“My magical electric
sexheart pants!” - Comment on I LIKE CORN! 2 months ago:
Oh.
Then I’ll try to hit them twice as hard. Gotta correct those poor life decisions.
- Comment on I LIKE CORN! 2 months ago:
Oh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.
- Comment on What happens in the North Woods 3 months ago:
That is somebody’s completely undisguised fetish, and to that person, you do you, but being upfront about your smut sells better.
- Comment on Vinegar Syndrome will be releasing "Mac & Me" on 4K Ultra HD in Q3 2025. (No, this is not a joke.) 3 months ago:
Sweet, we can get that gif of the kid rolling down the hill in UHD.
- Comment on Nightmare fuel 3 months ago:
Alright, time to burn down all of Finland. Just reduce everything to ash. In fact, nuke the ash after we’re done. Maybe add some salt after that. Nothing can live there anymore.
We’ll just be extra careful this time, can’t have a second Australia situation.
- Comment on Any other trauma victims? 3 months ago:
Mostly, yeah. He’s practically getting to live his dream these days, after going through a pretty long rough patch.
I’m still untangling things, in my own way, but I can also recognize the strides I’ve been able to make with it. It’s taken many a long year to get to the point where even talking about it didn’t leave me shaking in anger or fear, and I consider that a major improvement. Shaking off the last shadows from the monster.
- Comment on Any other trauma victims? 3 months ago:
We had a long driveway. I quickly learned how to position myself to be able to see out the window and prepare before being seen.
That was also around the same time I learned how to quickly make a bug-out bag, a bit of cryptography(My dad and I had a code language, just in case), and just how far I can be pushed before physical response is my only response.
There isn’t enough therapy in the world.
- Comment on playing with the chubs 3 months ago:
If someone goes to another team after this, would they be considered half-chub?
- Comment on Check yourself 3 months ago:
Realistically speaking, would they even be able to support a body that large on those types of wings? Or would they have to evolve some form of rigid structure like a bird or bats wings?
- Comment on I'm not okay. 3 months ago:
I have cats just under a year old, this is their first summer with eyes open. We’ve had a few get into the house, and watching then go nuts once they notice this weird flashing bug has been the highlight of my night lately. All 5 of them running in a little pack, eyes wide. Every time they light up, all the cats stop and just stare. It blows their little minds, and I love it.