I GOT THAT VIRUS

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• thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I thought it was just yellow fever. 🥵

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• hayvan@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nah it’s training large language models now.

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• marius@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Too bad I’m really bad at mental arithmetic

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• fubarx@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• foodandart@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ohh dear… My bitcoin miner has a cpu built in 1964. It’s gonna take a terribly long, long time to find anything… ;)

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was gonna say, jokes on those viruses. I’m not an Olympic athlete. They just infected the human equivalent of a 1995 Compaq Presario. Also, good luck even getting the pennies that actually get mined. I’ve got a 56k modem and a family that keeps forgetting not to use the phone when I’m on the internet.

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    • foodandart@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      LOL!

      Yeah, for me it’s a IBM Sysyem/360 - 8-bits all the way, my dudes!!!

      Good luck!

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• SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The Matrix makes people sick in winter to handle the winter peak demand.

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• weegee90@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t give them any ideas. We’ll all be in matrix pods powering AI data centers.

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Still using wasteful dinosaur proof of work? Then get ready for Proof-of-Illness! It’s completely green and there’s no limit to human suffering!

    Still don’t have any IllCoins? Pay a visit to your local Torment Nexus today!

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• TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sounds legit.
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  Just kidding, it’s a scam.

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• pageflight@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Which Neal Stephenson involved a DNA-based compute penal colony orgy? Hopefully that doesn’t describe more than one.

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  • ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Was that in The Diamond Age?

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    • Chakravanti@monero.town ⁨40⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Down the ocean tube IIRC. Been a while tho.

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  • not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Have read several and its not ringing any bells, so… not snow crash, anathem, or seveneves? Sounds more like Peter Hamilton or Iain M Banks.

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• tio_bira@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Somehow, in the future, it will have people who will honestly belive in a meme like this, seen how the things are going…

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s people that believe the COVID vaccine was injecting 5g microwave cups into them.

    Pretty sure there’s people that believe this now.

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• SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Finally found a way to make people think I’m hot!

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• Samskara@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is actually kind of a good analogy.

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  • Klear@quokk.au ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In what way? It’s not even the infection that’s rising the temperature, it’s your body, trying to get rid of it.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Right? I was just thinking that my immune system’s graphics card does not work that way.

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