KingGimpicus
@KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Wildfire Griffin 2 days ago:
YPTB
- Comment on Anon is a paramedic 3 days ago:
Jokes on u my dad offed himself before it was cool. No jackass left to moralize except me.
- Comment on We produce more resources than we could ever consume in the least sustainable ways possible. 6 days ago:
Overexploitation is killing the planet. We used to have millions of buffalo across America farting up the atmosphere with zero issue for tens of thousands of years. Less than 200 years of industrial scale beef exploitation later and suddenly cow farts are destroying the atmosphere. Is is the cows fault for farting? Or is it the humans fault for breeding 500 million cows?
- Comment on We produce more resources than we could ever consume in the least sustainable ways possible. 6 days ago:
What in the fuck is an ecofascist?
Is there some alternate universe you people come from where overexploitation of arable topsoil doesnt happen?
- Comment on What character is the king of plot armor? 1 week ago:
The only correct answer is Ciaphas Cain.
Sly Marbo comes in at a close second but Sly Marbo never actually needs the plot armor.
- Comment on Depluralize 2 weeks ago:
Running man.
Amidoingitrite?
- Comment on We dunking on England again 3 weeks ago:
“INDUBITABLY”
- Comment on John - it's a trap! 5 weeks ago:
I made some doors for that building way back when it was under construction.
Custom designed aluminum extrusion welded together and then 3/4 plate glass glazed in.
Doors weigh something like 150-200lbs a piece.
And most of the welds are absolutely lousy with porosity and cracking due to por quality aluminum used in the extrusion.
Honestly pretty sure you could get through with a screwdriver and maybe an hour of time lmao
- Comment on My Country music collection 1 month ago:
I’ve gotten into “dark country” through amigo the devil and Harley poe. Brought me to brown bird, holy locust, bridge city sinners, and more. Don’t throw out the beans with the bathwater.
- Comment on AAA Dominance Is Eroding: 56% of PC Gaming Revenue Now Goes to Games Outside the Top 20 1 month ago:
I bought like 4 games last week for under $20.
AAA Gaming needs to get with the socioeconomic times.
- Comment on Starfield PS5 players demand refunds, reporting widespread bugs and glitches that leave the game "unplayable" 1 month ago:
Its literally called a remastered in its own release materials. What strain of skooma are you huffing?
You dont need artists for bug fixes. You dont need level designers for bug fixes. You just need someone to care enough to get the work done. Todd doesnt care. Todd never cared.
- Comment on Game franchises you like, but wish were anothet genre of video game? 1 month ago:
I either need more Armored Core in my MechWarrior series or I need Armored Core and MechWarrior to take tips from Chromehounds back on the shitbox360. God that game was soo good and I’ve been chasing that high for almost 20 years now.
And dont any of you suggest Crossout. You know its not as good by any metric.
- Comment on Game franchises you like, but wish were anothet genre of video game? 1 month ago:
I was going to suggest giving a Dynasty Warriors game a try but your last line there kinda sinks the boat lmao
- Comment on Starfield PS5 players demand refunds, reporting widespread bugs and glitches that leave the game "unplayable" 1 month ago:
Porting a buggy game on a technically satisfactory level does not excuse porting the games with the bugs included.
UESP has existed since like 6 months after the original release of Skyrim and addresses hundreds if not thousands of bugs from minor to quest breaking.
Why go through the effort of a remaster if you can’t address basic gameplay bugs?
- Comment on The three archetypes 2 months ago:
Musk isnt a founder of shit even if he just took a dump.
Bad maymay made by an uneducated moron
- Comment on They don't make them like they used to... 2 months ago:
One of those things is still around today.
It won.
- Comment on Did I discover a fake conspiracy theory? 2 months ago:
You are using social media wrong.
I used social media to look at nice women with big luscious tits. No amount of tits on my FYP will piss me off or cause hostile thoughts at any point.
- Comment on Oh, oh no. 2 months ago:
Let’s not forget the Unabomber tried to kill a professor at Yale who not only was on the Epstein list, but personally introduced multiple female students to Epstein himself.
The Unabomber was right.
- Comment on Double standards 3 months ago:
Honestly decapitation is more humane than a broken neck. The drop in BP is enough to cause immediate lights out, where as someone with a broken neck could very well have to suffocate to death inside their own bodies.
The blood pressure drop has a huge effect on cognition.
- Comment on Young gamers in Japan may not be forming the same attachment to Final Fantasy or Dragon Quest because modern dev cycles are as long as their childhood, users theorize - AUTOMATON WEST 3 months ago:
That’s because Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest aren’t making kids games anymore.
They’re remaking old games for nostalgia value for old gamers like me who played those games as a kid.
NGL I’m still waiting on the dragon warrior monsters remakes because I’d always been a bigger fan of those than any Pokémon game. I doubt it’s coming any time soon, but a guy can hope.
That’s the whole issue though. None of these studios are putting out games for modern kids. There just rehashing their old IPs and pretending they’re new games. Kids dont want spruce up 1990’s games. They want games for them.
- Comment on My only response to Discord 3 months ago:
5’4" and 150lbs?
Manlet un the Common family
- Comment on Why does most American's give shit to the French when if not for them we would have lost the revolution? 3 months ago:
Why do educated people tolerate stupid people when the world would be a better place without ignorance?
As a native American, I can say “fuck the french” with my whole chest. I get to keep a French last name on my birth certificate for the rest of my life as a consequence of their little colonial adventures.
Honestly fuck every single old world country right in the asshole. Every last syphilis carrying flea bag immigrant can fuck right off back across the sea with your horseshit. Anyone who cannot prove their family lived on this land back before 1200 AD is to be deported immediately after being burned with branding irons.
- Comment on The cops pay Anon a visit 3 months ago:
Adding onto this one:
I suspect they are searching your trash. They roll up to your house, tell you there’s a bunch of “suspicious” shit tied to your address, IP, a cell ping in the area, whatever. The point is to scare the shit out of you in the hopes that you trash any “incriminating” property.
Then they search your trash (which does not require a warrant, let alone motice), find your shit, and then come back to arrest you.
The point here is fuck them. They didn’t bother to create a warrant, so they dont get to complain when you decide to upgrade your PC, slag the old drives, then keep them on your coffee table as conversation starters. If they had a warrant, that would be different. They dont.
Don’t let them scare you stupid. Continue on as normal. Maybe invest in a different ISP because some like to snitch.
- Comment on Why do horses allow humans to ride on their backs? 3 months ago:
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK616110/
You are wrong. All thinking, feeling animals have the capacity for morality. Compassion and empathy have long been touted to be the traits that separate man from beast, but lo, compassion exists in the animal kingdom as well.
Nothing that makes people be people is significantly different than anything else found in the animal kingdom. Segregation of empathy is also a learned trait of those who trend towards lower overall intelligence.
- Comment on I accused a police officer of rape, but I ended up on trial 3 months ago:
*these officers need to be set on fire in public, preferably in full view of any of their loved ones.
FTFY
- Comment on Rules for a gun fight 4 months ago:
I think you should have taken the gun and shot security.
That would’ve taught them.
- Comment on The sigs don't lie! 4 months ago:
The archean is neat because it’s somewhat typified by the banded iron formations that exist around the globe. Its a global quasi organic geological phenomenon.
Idk about that visual model tho. Nothing I’ve seen has indicated that mantle plumes are caused by subducted plate sections interacting with the outer core transition layer. It also doesn’t make much sense as we can track the Yellowstone Hotspot back out into the pacific ocean back 70-150 Mya. There’s no subducting plate in the middle of the ocean to cause that Hotspot originally. Seems bunk on my layman understanding of PNW geology.
- Comment on Y’all ain’t ready for this 4 months ago:
It does.
Due to an unfortunate trait of the French (their language) it’s better known as champagne.
Fr all wine and grape derived liquor is yucky and gross. Find better drinks, like rum.
- Comment on Banana scale 4 months ago:
It’s either very very small or very very large.
- Comment on The infantry will advance 5 months ago:
It’ll be a lot of guerilla tactics and IEDs. Iraq and Afghanistan proved exactly how well urban combat works against the US military complex.
Then will come assassinations, hoarding, and smaller scale civil conflicts. Think resource raids and good old fashioned territorialism.
If youll accept the analogy, the military is great at blowing up anthills, but pretty shit at finding and eliminating specific ants.