I guy I know picked up an aussie chick at the bar. Later, she apparently told him “I’m on a bleeder mate. You’ll have to chuck it up me dumper.”
We dunking on England again
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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electric_nan@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
what good is a sword if it never tastes blood?
froh42@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
In der Regel hatten die Wikinger rote Bärte.
modus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The bigger ones get dragged through the mud.
Tiral@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s how you know she’s classy.
BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
brap@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fucking delicacy.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
We Americans have to put up with a lot of justifiable criticism about a lot of American things, but my English dudes, THIS? Even Americans know better.
echodot@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
But have you ever actually eaten it? I’m going to say no because you wouldn’t be throwing shade otherwise.
It looks exactly like most Indian food, brown goo is nice.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have eaten it. I ordered it, ate it and I was like “idk what I was expecting” because it was literally just beans on toast.
IMO it’s pretty mid but if you like it keep enjoying it.
jobbies@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Thats a poor representation but honestly its a fucking delecacy when done right.
mattyroses@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
England has shown itself completely incapable of self-governance.
For its own good, it should be occupied by Ireland (for historic reasons) and Mexico (to stop their ongoing abuse of beans).
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
yeah. i want some beans on toast now. with a good strip of bacon on the side. and the good toast, not that shit potato bread whats been in the freezer. fuck me in the ribhole with a kneephallus i could really go for one of those good beans on toasts.
FrChazzz@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
Somewhere, many years back, I read that an alternative to British beans on toast is spaghetti-os on toast. I have no idea if this is true, but I have to say: it has always sounded delicious, but I’ve never bothered to try and make it.
BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Spaghetti with a side of Garlic Texas Toast is fucking amazing.
starik@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
The bread and pasta is redundant. That’s fucking gross, and you should know that.
khannie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve done both. The beans add that extra texture goodness.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Spaff on me minge
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Jizz on me knockers.
mattyroses@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Come knock me up in the morning?
TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
In her usual U.S. Pacific North-West accent: “I… don’t know where that came from.”
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
What’s the Pacific Northwest accent? Bland?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
We (I) prefer ‘neutral’, but yes.
Just don’t lump us in with Californians, or we will just start talking to you in the valley girl / infuencer accent, derisively.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
White bread.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
It came from BookTok.
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
WTF is a pnw accent
LostCarcosan@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
An accent from the PNW
TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Exactly.
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Bloody ell sis, your snatch is sound as a pound and your tits are soft as bubble and squeak!
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
how’s ‘e commentin’ on ‘er minge if he’s doin’ 'er in the bum?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Finger inner innit
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
I say, would you mind terribly if I asked you to deposit your vital essence deep inside one’s bung? I think it would be rather a lark!
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
This one seems authentic.
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Nice try but sex isn’t real blud.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Innit.
ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Teeth
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
500 upvotes
MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m not seeing a problem here.
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
TALLY HO!
db2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
*Tallywacker
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Me voa tragar un par de pepas sin receta
Para durar toda la noche dandote por las guaretas!
Yo se que tu quiere que yo coseche
frijoles en salsa de leche.“Uiyi Guaye” – Calle 13
Whomever can translate that slang riddle verse will appreciate the last sentence and how it relates to spunking deep in a bean loving arse.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh I completely get the last two lines. not sure what pepas and guaretas are, but I can assume from context what the pepas are for innuendo. Also, I assume voa is something mumbled into an unrecognisable form.
Also, you’re a man of many talents Jo, didn’t know you spoke spanish.
spoiler
I’m going to take some boner pills with no prescription
So I can last all night giving it to you up to your guaretas
I know that you want me to plant
Beans in milk sauce (partially digested beans in cum)
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Close.
Tap for spoiler
“Guaretas” is slang for buttcheeks and “pepas” is slang for pills, normally uppers but not necessarily.
BaraCoded@literature.cafe 3 weeks ago
Actually hotter than any generic american english fake-sounding line.
TootTootComingThru@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I read that as geriatric and instantly got a boner.
xabit24368@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
you used two descriptors there (American and generic) can you tell us which of these is the bigger deal-breaker for you?
BaraCoded@literature.cafe 3 weeks ago
American, certainly. They porn is so standardized and hegemonic, even a simple euro accent is refreshingly titillating
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Instant finish.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’d be into it.
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
One good fart will push me over.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
I’m not into anal, but “in me arse” actually sounds hot on a word level.
BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 3 weeks ago
Well as a gentleman that is when one must arrive. 🧐
trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
Tap for spoiler
Oh you thought I was joking, minus the bruv part these are the magic words
shweddy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Macaroni sounds are out.
Bean sounds are in.SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Muffi@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Tiocfaidh ár lá !
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ach ní inniu é.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
With gusto.
Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
She’s a keeper
mattyroses@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman’s entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
That’s just the commoners. Now the English King…he can talk circles around americas king.
humanamerican@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
All our king knows how to do is talk in circles (well, and eat McDonald’s and rape children and blame immigrants for him eating McDonald’s and raping children).
WhyDoYouThinkThat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Reddit is so full of divisive content that I wonder if bots or paid actors are being used to stir up hatred before midterms.
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Hey, just checking if you’ll do another round of full on nonsense-interacting with every single comment I’ve made lately for engagement farming, or if you’re programmed for it to be a one time thing.
WhyDoYouThinkThat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What do you mean? We frequent a lot of the same communities. :)
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sounds scottish enough to me to be hot.
ReCursing@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Yanks doing this shit is just so cringy
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Thank you
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
*punches in nuts
Take a bow.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Imagine I just repeated that back to you in a really bad and exaggerated cockney accent, and adding afterwards “guvna!”
THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s a top ten awr narr moment for us too, don’t worry.
nightlily@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
It’s all they have, as their entire society is so easily mockable. Give them a little pity.
jobbies@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Ano rite. As if having sex with their accents is a fucking treat 😅
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Can I get a refill?”
“Supersize me”
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Euros sounding like that is just so cringy.