I guy I know picked up an aussie chick at the bar. Later, she apparently told him “I’m on a bleeder mate. You’ll have to chuck it up me dumper.”
We dunking on England again
Submitted 6 days ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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electric_nan@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 6 days ago
what good is a sword if it never tastes blood?
froh42@lemmy.world 5 days ago
In der Regel hatten die Wikinger rote Bärte.
modus@lemmy.world 6 days ago
The bigger ones get dragged through the mud.
Tiral@lemmy.world 6 days ago
That’s how you know she’s classy.
BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 6 days ago
brap@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Fucking delicacy.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 5 days ago
We Americans have to put up with a lot of justifiable criticism about a lot of American things, but my English dudes, THIS? Even Americans know better.
echodot@feddit.uk 5 days ago
But have you ever actually eaten it? I’m going to say no because you wouldn’t be throwing shade otherwise.
It looks exactly like most Indian food, brown goo is nice.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I have eaten it. I ordered it, ate it and I was like “idk what I was expecting” because it was literally just beans on toast.
IMO it’s pretty mid but if you like it keep enjoying it.
jobbies@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
Thats a poor representation but honestly its a fucking delecacy when done right.
mattyroses@lemmy.today 5 days ago
England has shown itself completely incapable of self-governance.
For its own good, it should be occupied by Ireland (for historic reasons) and Mexico (to stop their ongoing abuse of beans).
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 days ago
yeah. i want some beans on toast now. with a good strip of bacon on the side. and the good toast, not that shit potato bread whats been in the freezer. fuck me in the ribhole with a kneephallus i could really go for one of those good beans on toasts.
FrChazzz@lemmus.org 6 days ago
Somewhere, many years back, I read that an alternative to British beans on toast is spaghetti-os on toast. I have no idea if this is true, but I have to say: it has always sounded delicious, but I’ve never bothered to try and make it.
BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Spaghetti with a side of Garlic Texas Toast is fucking amazing.
starik@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
The bread and pasta is redundant. That’s fucking gross, and you should know that.
khannie@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I’ve done both. The beans add that extra texture goodness.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 6 days ago
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Spaff on me minge
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 5 days ago
Jizz on me knockers.
mattyroses@lemmy.today 5 days ago
Come knock me up in the morning?
TootSweet@lemmy.world 6 days ago
In her usual U.S. Pacific North-West accent: “I… don’t know where that came from.”
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
What’s the Pacific Northwest accent? Bland?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
We (I) prefer ‘neutral’, but yes.
Just don’t lump us in with Californians, or we will just start talking to you in the valley girl / infuencer accent, derisively.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
White bread.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
It came from BookTok.
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 5 days ago
WTF is a pnw accent
LostCarcosan@lemmy.today 5 days ago
An accent from the PNW
TootSweet@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Exactly.
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
Bloody ell sis, your snatch is sound as a pound and your tits are soft as bubble and squeak!
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 days ago
how’s ‘e commentin’ on ‘er minge if he’s doin’ 'er in the bum?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Finger inner innit
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 5 days ago
Nice try but sex isn’t real blud.
sundray@lemmus.org 6 days ago
I say, would you mind terribly if I asked you to deposit your vital essence deep inside one’s bung? I think it would be rather a lark!
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
This one seems authentic.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I’m not seeing a problem here.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Innit.
BaraCoded@literature.cafe 5 days ago
Actually hotter than any generic american english fake-sounding line.
TootTootComingThru@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I read that as geriatric and instantly got a boner.
xabit24368@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
you used two descriptors there (American and generic) can you tell us which of these is the bigger deal-breaker for you?
BaraCoded@literature.cafe 5 days ago
American, certainly. They porn is so standardized and hegemonic, even a simple euro accent is refreshingly titillating
ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 6 days ago
Teeth
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 6 days ago
500 upvotes
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
TALLY HO!
db2@lemmy.world 5 days ago
*Tallywacker
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
Me voa tragar un par de pepas sin receta
Para durar toda la noche dandote por las guaretas!
Yo se que tu quiere que yo coseche
frijoles en salsa de leche.“Uiyi Guaye” – Calle 13
Whomever can translate that slang riddle verse will appreciate the last sentence and how it relates to spunking deep in a bean loving arse.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Oh I completely get the last two lines. not sure what pepas and guaretas are, but I can assume from context what the pepas are for innuendo. Also, I assume voa is something mumbled into an unrecognisable form.
Also, you’re a man of many talents Jo, didn’t know you spoke spanish.
spoiler
I’m going to take some boner pills with no prescription
So I can last all night giving it to you up to your guaretas
I know that you want me to plant
Beans in milk sauce (partially digested beans in cum)
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
Close.
Tap for spoiler
“Guaretas” is slang for buttcheeks and “pepas” is slang for pills, normally uppers but not necessarily.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
Instant finish.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
I’m not into anal, but “in me arse” actually sounds hot on a word level.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I’d be into it.
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
One good fart will push me over.
BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 5 days ago
Well as a gentleman that is when one must arrive. 🧐
Muffi@programming.dev 5 days ago
Tiocfaidh ár lá !
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Ach ní inniu é.
Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 5 days ago
She’s a keeper
mattyroses@lemmy.today 5 days ago
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman’s entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 5 days ago
Tap for spoiler
Oh you thought I was joking, minus the bruv part these are the magic words
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 days ago
With gusto.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
That’s just the commoners. Now the English King…he can talk circles around americas king.
humanamerican@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
All our king knows how to do is talk in circles (well, and eat McDonald’s and rape children and blame immigrants for him eating McDonald’s and raping children).
WhyDoYouThinkThat@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Reddit is so full of divisive content that I wonder if bots or paid actors are being used to stir up hatred before midterms.
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Sounds scottish enough to me to be hot.
ReCursing@feddit.uk 6 days ago
Yanks doing this shit is just so cringy
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Thank you
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 days ago
*punches in nuts
Take a bow.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Imagine I just repeated that back to you in a really bad and exaggerated cockney accent, and adding afterwards “guvna!”
THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 6 days ago
It’s a top ten awr narr moment for us too, don’t worry.
nightlily@leminal.space 5 days ago
It’s all they have, as their entire society is so easily mockable. Give them a little pity.
jobbies@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
Ano rite. As if having sex with their accents is a fucking treat 😅
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 days ago
“Can I get a refill?”
“Supersize me”
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
Euros sounding like that is just so cringy.