Comment on We dunking on England again
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 5 days agoWe Americans have to put up with a lot of justifiable criticism about a lot of American things, but my English dudes, THIS? Even Americans know better.
Comment on We dunking on England again
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 5 days agoWe Americans have to put up with a lot of justifiable criticism about a lot of American things, but my English dudes, THIS? Even Americans know better.
brap@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Ok so this is a shit photo, but seriously, go make it. Beans on toast is easy and brilliant.
DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Also, What’s going on with those beans? Heinz those are not!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 days ago
heinz beans? what? just make some godsdamn bbq beans. go look up a recipe. hell, just go look up pioneer woman’s doctored canned beans if you need lazy beans, those are pretty damn good too just full of sugar.
DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I certainly would encourage anyone to cook it they have the time but the point of beans on toast, is it’s quick and easy. And Heinz is the best choice though an own brand is usually fine.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 5 days ago
Beans are a staple side dish of BBQ, one of my very favorite foods, and it is often served with white bread, so we understand what it is. There’s just no reason to put the two together.
Besides, I know that with that first bite, a generous glob of beans is going to drool down the front of my shirt, and piss me off.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 days ago
some foods need bibs (or eatin’ shirts) and that’s okay.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 5 days ago
I have an unknown eating disorder, in which it seems impossible to eat anything without dripping it on my shirt. I suspect a lot of others have this disorder as well. It’s a secret American tragedy, hidden in shame.
I actually keep a hand towel in my car (I’ve got dozens of them for my job) and I take it in when I’m eating at Chipotle or something. It embarrasses the shit out of my son, but I always point out that I’d rather look dumb for an hour in a restaurant, than have to look stupid everywhere I go, because I’m wearing my lunch on my shirt.
When we finish, I always show him my “bib,” so I can demonstrate all the drips that would have been on my shirt. He thinks I’m pathetic, but that’s normal.
brap@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Knife and fork my dude. I tried it once and it was a fucking disaster. Beans everywhere.