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Ejaculate asap

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can’t decide if they want me to cum or go

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    • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Should I cum or should I go now? Should I cum or should I go now? If I cum there will be trouble, If I go it will be double.

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    • anonfopyapper@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      They want you to hurry up and ejaculate. You can’t escape hurricane. Just enjoy yourself your last moments :D

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        “okay so no nukes but what if we get the hurricane pregnant? It’d never show up again. We’ll need 50 gallons of tactical sperm”

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    • Justas@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Gotta nut & bolt!

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    • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      CUM AND GO, FAST!

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hold on! I’m cumming!

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  • notsosure@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I just did but it’s still coming STRAIGHT AT ME!!!

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    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Just gotta do it again

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  • alaphic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So… This is what the new FEMA response is gonna be like, pretty much, huh?

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    • Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What you get when you hire cousin Walter.

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      • alaphic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I bet in first class, that’s taken care of for ya too…

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  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That storm can blow me

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  • Naich@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Give me a hand then, and I’ll be faster.

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  • A_norny_mousse@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I love it when you talk dirty to me

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  • Caveman@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!!

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Alright I’m coming.

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So... she needs to pee?

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