Ejaculate asap

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• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can’t decide if they want me to cum or go

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  • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Should I cum or should I go now? Should I cum or should I go now? If I cum there will be trouble, If I go it will be double.

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  • anonfopyapper@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They want you to hurry up and ejaculate. You can’t escape hurricane. Just enjoy yourself your last moments :D

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “okay so no nukes but what if we get the hurricane pregnant? It’d never show up again. We’ll need 50 gallons of tactical sperm”

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  • Justas@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gotta nut & bolt!

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    CUM AND GO, FAST!

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• TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hold on! I’m cumming!

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• notsosure@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I just did but it’s still coming STRAIGHT AT ME!!!

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just gotta do it again

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• alaphic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So… This is what the new FEMA response is gonna be like, pretty much, huh?

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  • Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What you get when you hire cousin Walter.

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    • alaphic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I bet in first class, that’s taken care of for ya too…

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• Naich@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Give me a hand then, and I’ll be faster.

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• A_norny_mousse@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I love it when you talk dirty to me

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• Caveman@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!!

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That storm can blow me

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• Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Alright I’m coming.

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• snooggums@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So... she needs to pee?

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