I guess I'll shit on the floor.

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• BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I used to work at Subway in my teens. Went to clean the bathrooms and saw someone followed these directions. I left it for the next shift. I was a classy teenager.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean for $7 an hour, yeah, I don’t get paid nearly enough to give (take, technically) a shit

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    • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Exactly! Lol

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I worked at a Blimpie in my teens and still remember the time a dude came in, ordered a foot long meatball, then ate it on the throne presumably while shitting. Left a floater and there was marinara all over the floor in front. Also spent about half an hour doing it.

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    • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh damn, what is wrong with that person? Ew

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Piss in the sink.

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sink in the piss.

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In the piss sink.

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  • MajinBlayze@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Let that sink in

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• emerald@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Really putting the “malicious” in malicious compliance

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• ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You misread the sign: They just want you to leave your business in the bowl.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear, shat in the sink bowl

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• Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can get around this by simply not flushing

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• ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is a because they had eggs moment

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• Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It is so funny that the prudishness of Americans is what leads to signs like this. It cannot say only flush feces, urine and tp or even use common names like poop or pee because ‘people’ would be offended. Nor can they say do not flush tampons or other menstruation products, because we cannot talk about such things in public. So we end up with signs that are ripe for literal, and childish, interpretations.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I’ve been waiting in the bathroom for over 45 minutes and an employee hasn’t shown up to wash my hands.”

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So I guess you’re the Mr. Bulldops I’ve heard so much about.

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