Uh oh. The big vultures are circling, salivating at the devs they’re going to poach and the IPs they’re going to gut - or, alternatively: shelf forever, much to the shegrin of the fans.

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Wait a minute, a youngin’ is whispering in my ear that’s probably not going to happen anymore. Let me check the gaming industry market…

Overblown budgets, you say… unrealized gains, you say… faulty projections, enshitification, people prefer playing Chinese games nowadays? EA is struggling!!!

…wtf happened?!