wir suchen dich‼️‼️🗣️📢📢

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• Jorn@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Knowing the German pronunciation makes it not as funny. But seeing “extra dick burgers” at the store still gives me a chuckle.

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• xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We’re suckin dick 🫵

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  • TerdFerguson@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Who is the “we” here?!

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• deacon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Isn’t it closer to “we are looking for you”?

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  • realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If you take it literally, yes, but it is usually used in a hiring context.

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    • deacon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Thanks. I wasted a year on Duolingo and got very little idioms, just some supposedly common sayings like das is schnee von gestern, oder es kostet nur einen apfel und ein ei.

      Honestly, ich_iel has done more for my understanding than Duolingo did, but it is still almost nil.

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    suchen = to search/look for

    and ch doesn’t make a k sound, not even close.

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    • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Aaah, thanks, I had a hard time to figure out what is supposed to be funny here.

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    • meekah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m fairly certain the German ch sound doesn’t exist in English

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    • nightlily@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Unless you’re a Berliner, but then you have to wonder why your baked goods are talking, and why they insist on being called Pfannkuchen instead.

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    • meekah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Coming back to this thread, because sometimes it actually is pronounced as a k

      e.g. Fuchs, Lachs, wachsen

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well it is close, though. A velar fricative versus a velar plosive. Both unvoiced.

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    • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      and ch doesn’t make a k sound, not even close.

      Go back to school.

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• TerdFerguson@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Haaaaaa. C’mon Deutschland, its a funny phrase. We don’t need a lesson in pronunciation.

  In Estonian twelve months is kaksteist kuud

  Sounds like “cocks taste good”.

  We’re all allowed to enjoy the penis humour.

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There is a “20 bucks is 20 bucks” joke in here somewhere

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• SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh, this must be so funny when you are monolingual and have no idea how to pronounce German

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• Knossos@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What gets me is the potatoes that are advertised as extra big…

  “Extra dick!”

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Behold: Metten’s “Dicke Sauerländer Bockwurst” (Thick Sauerländer Sausage - Sauerländer is an ambiguous term that means to say the sausage is from the “Sauerland” region, but a person from that region would be referred to as a Sauerländer as well) Image

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• thorhop@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The Germophiles came en masse to correct the translation. I guess they were “suchen dich”, op.

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I really lost track of what’s going on in this thread anymore but I give you 1 gold sheckle for a hearty chuckle

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• dreamless_day@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And like most German things, they’re saying it in the most terrifying way possible.

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When You speak German to a polish person he will respond with “don’t shoot”.

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I disagree, because them still searching at least means they haven’t found you yet.

    Wir haben dich gefunden 👁️👁️

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• glorkon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Must be a case of this superior sense of humor that we Germans famously do not possess.

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  • Qwel@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “ch” is sometimes pronounced “k” in some languages, including english

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    • RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Happens often in English even if it isn’t the default. Chasm and school for example.

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      people just really really want to see dicks everywhere

      For that all you need to do is to turn on any TV news.

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  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Enjoy

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• TerdFerguson@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dicke Titten - Rammstein

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wanna be suchen big dich too but my wife is not really too much into it.

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  • TerdFerguson@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    don’t you mean “dicke dich” :p

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• sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Reminds me of Djengis Kahn - Moskau https://youtu.be/rFUloAg1iXk

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  • BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Moskau, Moskau, hahahahaha!

    For more musical goofiness involving Russia, check out Boney M. - Rasputin (also from Germany.)

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    • chrizzly@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      To be fair that song is a Disco cult classic. That bassline goes hard.

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    • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I never knew the Germans were so open about fellation.

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  • NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They’re not, but it’s the wurst kept secret in all of Europe

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I should have known Germans are all about sausage.

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• bridgeburner@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why are Americans literally seemingly physically incapable of pronouncing words like “suchen” and “dich” in the proper way? Of course I am biased as a native german speaker, but I swear, those sounds aren’t that complicated to make?

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• Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  We’re sucking dick?

  Aah no its german, sorry.

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • inari@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Delicious warm cock? Sign me up!

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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Are you confusing H with K?

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  • zerobot@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    are you fun at parties?

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yes. Your point is?

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