when you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first?

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I just shove as many as I can in my mouth at once and then gargle like this:

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  • houndeyes@toast.ooo ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    • 404@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Reminds me of that Twin Peaks scene but in the worst way possible

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I spit them out because they’re the grossest candies in the box.

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why even put them in your mouth in the first place? Are you gay?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I only get them in those box of unlabeled, assorted chocolates; I don’t know what each piece is gonna be before taking a bite.

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• FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I just let it melt in my mouth and pool up until I’m choking on all the fluids, then gargle.

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  • Monument@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Are you free this weekend?

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Dr. Wesker has ended the chat
      

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    • FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nah the family comes back this week but, if you want I have a friend that’s got something to prove.

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• wador@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Brand new sentence right there

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• popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yes. Sometimes. Maybe.

  It’s classified.

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Thanks, Obama

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    • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s easier to crack the bottom and knock it back like a shot.

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  • end0fline@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is my method. I like removing the cherry with my tongue and then finishing the chocolate afterwards.

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  • alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There it is.

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pee is stored in the nipples(?)

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I lick it till it melts, then I suck. Then I just go to town on the rest.

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m watching my weight, so I’m only allowed to eat as many cherry cordials as I can fit into my rectum at one time.

  I’m not losing much weight :(

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  • Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m following Mark Twain’s guide to his tobacco vice. I only eat them while awake, this allows me to easily practice moderation while unconcious.

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  • seathru@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Turns out the intestines are super good at absorbing nutrients.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  These are too rich, or something I can’t quite describe. I don’t like them.

  Cherry chocolate chip ice cream works. Otherwise, for whatever reason cherry and chocolate don’t go together well. I love cherries, I love chocolate, but not together.

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No, I bite the side and remove the lick it hollow like a civilized person

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• TIEPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Richard Otto Macek — “The Mad Biter” has entered the chat…

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