Mayonnaise included

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• Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m willing to try it this way.

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• Epp@lemmus.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is this a religious text?

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Army field manual.

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s an early draft of for the tablets of ten commandments. We know this because it only shows 7.

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• drath@lemmy.drath.ru ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What’s the correct translation?

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  • zloubida@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Dry-fried duck, I think.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah dry-fucked duck sounds like a reasonable typo

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That is the correct translation.

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  • dalekcaan@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Google translate says “dry-fried duck”

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    • CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      dry-dried fuck

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  • Mwa@thelemmy.club ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Translate gave me crispy roast duck

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  • WR5@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fuck the duck until you bust.

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• adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  when i’m really exasperated, and ‘damn’ or ‘shit’ or ‘fuck’ just won’t suffice, one of my go-to’s is ‘fuck a duck!’

  i shall now supplement that for the most special of occasions with ‘fuck a duck until it explodes’.

  5/5 stars will come again.

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Screw a kangaroo!

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    • Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Finger-bang orangutan

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    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Until it explodes!

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    will come again

    I know it’s probably on purpose, but I feel like it needed highlighting.

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• rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Showing the price accurate to one-tenth of a Euro makes me feel uncomfortable. Is that €10.80, or is it, like, €10.82 and they rounded?

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  • mercano@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    With Chinese currency, the smallest coin is ¥0.1, one jiǎo. 0.1 CNY = 0.013 EUR. They may not be familiar with the convention of always writing the hundredths place, even if it’s zero, used with euros or dollars, especially if they’re using Google Translate for the menu.

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  • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    8 (八 ba) is considered a lucky number in Mandarin due to its pronunciation similar to “fortune” (发 fa). So you get lots of things priced with 8 (also for telephone numbers, plate numbers, etc.)

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  See also: loose dried fruits

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• trainsrkool@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Delicious 😋

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