Sexy tennis shorts. Blowing bubba. It all makes sense now.
Has anyone considered maybe Epstein was sex trafficking donald trump?
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Epstein was a monster he wouldn’t hesitate to take advantage of the mentality disabled.
Denjin@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
All that junk up in that trunk
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
There’s a reason why the orange buffoon can’t control his bowels. Yep, he could take any size and any length.
People would say that no one could take a cock like he could, he was tremendous. The best. Men would come up when he was on his hands and knees and, BAM, straight in like a rat up a drainpipe. No lube dongeedonny was his name!!!mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
tsk… this is unsavory and beneath the office, but… it does add up with his intimate knowledge of arnold palmer’s dong.
he probably remembered every throbbing inch.
slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Where corn?
4am@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it ain’t there
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
If you look closely you just MIGHT notice that there is corn on his head.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Corn hole.
lost_faith@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
On the left side, just not processed yet
Ok, I feel sick now, and you should too
ryanvade@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Sure, all those 14 year olds wanted a piece of that sweet Trump action.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
disgusting. 14 year olds only want one thing!
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Deepthroat Donny
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
A greedy cock monger.
irish_link@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fucking finally!!!
For the longest time I have been bitching about this exact thing. Recently no one has been posting anything accurate like this.
It’s about damn time we had a decent shitpost. ;)
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
How long before we hear that Trump and all of Epstein’s other friends were victims of Jeffrey Epstein, lured down there, plyed with alcohol, possibly drugged, and enticed into compromising behavior for blackmail purposes? They’re victims, not pedophiles.
tym@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We know he was. Pootin has video of him blowing bill clinton (according to Steve Bannon)Image
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Well that reads as if the Putin part could be a joke. If you remember, it was a common theory online at the time (or was it later?) that Putin has some kind of video on Trump and that’s why he’s so pro-Russia. As of now I don’t think any such video has been released? But I could easily see them joking about Putin having a video of something that happened for real on Jeffy E’s island.
tym@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Or, it could be what they wrote in a private email exchange and the video pootin has is one of drumpf blowing bubba. If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s probably kompromat.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
With a cake like that he could jump over the wall to Mexico.
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
God damnit! Now I just threw up a bit in my mouth. Thanks a lot, OP!
Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well he has the mental age of a toddler, so maybe that turned him on?
Zier@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
We know he didn't because no one wants to get naked with this smelly bitch.
jerk_splerkin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He’s got plenty of cake. Somebody’s gotta want a slice, right?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
That’s the face of man you can depend on.
Sorry…mis-spoke.
That’s the face of a man with depends on.