No good deed goes unpunished

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• SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh is that why I’m always sick

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  • texture@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    yet somehow millions of us are doing it daily and everythings fine

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Walking is a great way to fall down”

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• velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s just rude! Gotta be appreciative of anyone willing to eat your ass lol

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  • Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s worse than that. “Ass to mouth” refers to the dick. That person was being fucked anally, then gave a blowjob to the dick, and then the person that did the fucking and got their dick sucked, refused the kiss.

    Ngl, sounds like a real asshole.

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    • TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob.

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    • velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Huh, TIL. I’ve heard it used for both scenarios.

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’d give a cheek kiss lol

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    • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “… then the ass fucker who…”

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• djdarren@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You never go ass to mouth.

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  • TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sometimes in the heat of the moment you go where it takes you.

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  • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about Bass to Trout?

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t cross the streams, man.

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If the ass was properly prepared, it shouldn’t be an issue (and is kinda fun)

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    • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just make sure it’s up to temp.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ll go ass to mouth, but that’s because I clean myself out really good when I know I’m gonna get some dick.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They deserve to get their eyeballs licked for that shit.

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah, pretty douche. I’ll always kiss my partner after they serve me.

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s fair, but also WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU MAKE HIM DOUCHE?

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  • RamSwamson@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t think him douching would’ve helped her shitty breath tbh

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