No good deed goes unpunished

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• SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Ass to mouth is a great way to get H. Pilori, even with proper prep … and if you get it badly it’s really not fun - 24 hours in hospital, vomiting blood, camera down my throat, antibiotics strong enough to turn my tongue black for two weeks.

  0/10 would not recommend.

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  • texture@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    yet somehow millions of us are doing it daily and everythings fine

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      “Walking is a great way to fall down”

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    • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Good for them, but I’ll always insist on a rubber for taking it in the ass, no matter who’s asking or what they want done with their dick afterwards

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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Oh is that why I’m always sick

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    • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Could be, or it could be different bacteria, or hepatitis or something. I was told at the time H. Pilori can just sit in your system not doing anything for years, but if it gets angry you’ll know about it.

      If you do regular butt stuff, especially with multiple partners, you really need to be careful with your health. Check out if there are free resources in your area for sexual health

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• velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  That’s just rude! Gotta be appreciative of anyone willing to eat your ass lol

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  • Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    It’s worse than that. “Ass to mouth” refers to the dick. That person was being fucked anally, then gave a blowjob to the dick, and then the person that did the fucking and got their dick sucked, refused the kiss.

    Ngl, sounds like a real asshole.

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    • TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      It was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob.

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    • velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Huh, TIL. I’ve heard it used for both scenarios.

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I’d give a cheek kiss lol

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    • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      “… then the ass fucker who…”

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• djdarren@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  You never go ass to mouth.

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  • TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Sometimes in the heat of the moment you go where it takes you.

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  • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    What about Bass to Trout?

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Don’t cross the streams, man.

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    If the ass was properly prepared, it shouldn’t be an issue (and is kinda fun)

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    • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Just make sure it’s up to temp.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I’ll go ass to mouth, but that’s because I clean myself out really good when I know I’m gonna get some dick.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  They deserve to get their eyeballs licked for that shit.

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Yeah, pretty douche. I’ll always kiss my partner after they serve me.

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  That’s fair, but also WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU MAKE HIM DOUCHE?

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  • RamSwamson@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I don’t think him douching would’ve helped her shitty breath tbh

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