Comment on No good deed goes unpunished

• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Always end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs.

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Yeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end.

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    • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Hmm rattly.

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      • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Your farts would be so fucking fresh

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  • TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date.

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    • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Condoms people condoms

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    • Railing5132@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      that is the bridge too far?

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    • hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      You’ve set a very high bar indeed!

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