Here's hoping he calls again

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don’t save reaction memes often, but I just did twice because it’s important.

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• trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ah, I missed that unhinged hornyshitposting, lemmy isn’t the same wigthout it. Hope violet returns too someday.

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• Rajtinka@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Do straight people have anal sex without cleaning out first? Eww.

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’d be gay to stick something in there before you stick something in there. /s

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Now nobodys gonna get pregnant… 😞

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  • Una@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah, meaning no abortion meaning no food for me 😞

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If he calls again, how eager do you hope he is? There is the odd chance that he was into it.

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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Poop for me mommy

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• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A literal shitpost. You don’t see these everyday

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• unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So just a little bit of info, doing butt stuff will be messy so throw down an old shower curtain and please just keep it sanitary

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  • farngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    babe where is the anal shower curtain?

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You don’t wash your colon?

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    • Janx@piefed.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, just my apostrophe.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  *shits* (complementary)

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• Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Does no one else know how to take the showerhead and blast it up their starfish until the waters run clear?

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Damn, I’d marry her.

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• dingleberrylover@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would call her right while being in her butt.

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