Elevator was taking forever. No problem. Needed to take a quick squirt anyway

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  It’s a lot funnier when the door opens to just the toilet in view, no door but the elevator door.

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• thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Take a squirt. Man, it’s been a minute since I’ve heard that one.

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Left foot blocking in a wide stance. And get ready to bear down like you’re trying to pressure wash shit stains in the bowl. Probably need to angle up a bit for the right ballistic trajectory so you don’t piss all over the floor for the beginning of the stream

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• comador@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  bing…

  Oh, better pinch it off.

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thankfully there’s another urinal in the elevator.

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    • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      … Now I have to know if it would be possible to plumb that.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    LOL. And I thought I was mentally deranged

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    • comador@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      bows

      A thank you… Always happy to raise a smile. ;)

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  WR Shaft to shaft, any%

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Getting Silent Hill vibes, and I can’t describe why.

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  • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Now I’m imagining one of those creepy nurses at the urinal. The door opens, you hear pissing, see them. They fart tremendously. “No rain without thunder,” they remark idly. You turn off the game and hide, day ruined. Another successful session of horror gaming.

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve had this, though can’t remember where. Europe or.Asia.

  One of those older 60s era elevator styles. When you got off at the bathroom, you’d hit a lock button and the elevator wouldn’t open there. It was a little room with a very low ceiling, just above ground floor. My guess, plenty of building infrastructure was in that layer before the floors started and they had a spot for a toilet.

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• superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When you’re older it’ll make more sense. Bad prostate, bad knees 😂

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