What's yall's favourite Pythagoras quotes?

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• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Sides of three, she’s for me. Sides of four, close the door.”

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• Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Pythagorthis, mother-ducker” pulls out triangular gun

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I got a Pytha-gorgeous dick.”

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• Triumph@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He fucking hates Particle Man.

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• PenguinVII@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the triangle.

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• arctanthrope@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hippasus of Metapontum: “hey, look at this set of numbers which are not ratios of integers”

  Pythagoras: “this bitch empty! YEET!”

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “They don’t think it be like it is but it do.”

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  apparently people think Pythagoras discovered the theorum about lengths of a right triangle.

  Babylonians and other regions used this 1,000 years before Pythagoras.

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  • porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why is it called the Pythagorean theorem and not the Babylonian theorem then, huh, smart guy? Checkmate atheists.

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    • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It wasn’t even Pythagoras, but his students, who named the proof after him.

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “You can calculate the angle of deez nuts.”

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  • Sturgist@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Touché. This is some grade A shitposting.

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  don’t ask him about isosceles right triangles

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mmm, 45. Aged to perfection.

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      he went crazy, because the hypothenuse of an isosceles right triangle is irrational, and he believed that all numbers can be expressed as fractions. he murdered an apprentice that proved square root of 2 was irrational.

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I like my women like I like my acute angles - anything less than 90 is fine.

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• SourDragon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Hold my beer. YEET!”

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Do not take roads traveled by the public.”

  Sorry, was I supposed to post a joke answer?

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What the fuck other sort of road is there that isn’t publicity used?

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, there are private roads, but in this case it’s metaphorical road.

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• istdaslol@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fun fact: most love triangle only have two sides

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s more of a love chevron

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “More wine…”

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