An Arctodus simus that has been affected by the tapeworm parasite, by Hodarinundu

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• MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jesus Christ, why?

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• saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What a terrible day to have eyes.

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• zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The forbidden ramen.

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• NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is also how I feed the birds. I am banned from the park.

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• deacon@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is how I got rid of mine but it was thanks to mice, not birds in my case. I felt like Cinderella!

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• TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  the one time I’m glad my internet is slow enough to read comments before any picture loads

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  • deacon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just in case you did bail before it loaded, it is a painting, not a photo, and it is unhinged but not gross. Per se.

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    • TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      This is the most ominous usage of per se I have ever seen.

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• Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey!

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• ascend@lemmy.radio ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I didn’t know tapeworms came out

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  • Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’re named after the tape measure and if those birds let go its the coming back in you’ve got to worry about.

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    • ascend@lemmy.radio ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I really regret commenting on this post

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  • morto@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Older people around here tell stories of homemade treatments where the person would be fasting for hours while sat on a chair with a hole, with a bucket of milk or white wine. According to them, this would make the tapeworm get out (very slowly) into the bucket.

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• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Grant us eyes

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