Anon is Dimitri

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nobody thought to point to this Dmitri?

  ‘I want to complain about Dmitri?’

  ‘Who is Dimitri?’

  ‘Oh, he’s somewhere over there. I can’t recall his face from when he annoyed me 20 seconds ago.’

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  • j4k3@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Go on. Try and describe a face to someone verbally in a meaningful way.

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    • ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “Well, he had two eyes… And a nose… Oh, and get this: a mouth!”

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    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You don’t need to describe his face. You need to recall it 20 seconds later a d point to him.

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    • baltakatei@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      56kbps modem noises

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    • Kellenved@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I see you have never read a book with characters

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    • m4xie@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Heavy brow bone with dark thick bushy brows.

      Nose has a droopy tip.

      Weak/strong chin or jaw.

      High distinct cheekbones.

      There are many ways to describe a face.

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You vastly overestimate the intelligence of the average retail customer.

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    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Specifically Walmart customers

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• X@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sometimes, it really is the small things.

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