>make pizza at home
>its shite
>pic related
Anon likes pizza
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lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
I am broke and can only pretend putting pepperoni and cheese on a tortilla turns it into a pizza.
:-/
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
Knock it off, Napoleon! Go make yourself a dang quesa-dilla!
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Don’t use glue then.
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
How else am I meant to make the cheese stick?
dalekcaan@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
4channers slowly discovering the cost of convenience
RBWells@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
$1.50 how? Is he having a sliced tomato on cardboard?
Psythik@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah seriously; I made pizza at home once, and the basic ingredients ended up costing more than getting pizza for takeout. So even though it was fun, I never attempted it again.
Kage520@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It shouldn’t be more expensive than takeout. You have to do everything from scratch for it to be cheap though. Flour, yeast, olive oil, canned tomatoes/spices, and a block of mozzarella to shred yourself. Wait for a good sale on the mozzarella.
It’s not super duper cheap but even dominoes is getting expensive these days, and making it yourself should be healthier too.
Bongles@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
No way does it have cheese.
I could do the dough, probably. A jar of sauce is over, a can of tomatoes is over, hell 3 to 4 regular ass tomatoes are over that.
festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
it’s just a very small pizza
BanMe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well you steal the ingredients and then throw a buck fifty in the homeless dude’s can outside the store. Best guess. Also I approve of this method.
Nomecks@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
In what universe is anon making anything but pepperoni and cheese pizza?
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
Jeez, pizza cost so much in USA, even by comparing with cost of living i can’t belive that a margherita is 8 dollars
janus2@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
wtf where the hell yall getting $8 margherita pizzas
in nyc a small is like $14 😭Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Same here on the west coast 💀
arrow74@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
A Margherita is just a cheese pizza in a lot of Europe.
Confused me for a while too
Brosplosion@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
We had three large pizzas delivered (16") and the total came out to $95
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Same here in Germany.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
Here in Italy i pay 4€ or even 3€ in some places 😭
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I noticed this when I visited Marseille recently. I couldn’t believe how cheap pizza is!
It’s not uncommon to see large pizzas for $30+ in my area (which tbf is expensive even for america). I think American pizza does often have more toppings, but not enough more.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
The price has gone up so much in the past ten years or so.
StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And how much is it wherever you are? Please give links or pics of menus.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
There are like 3/4 pages of pizzas but i am lazy so i’il just give you the first one
Tasty: Tomato, mozzarella, spicy Calabrian spianata, anchovies, Grana Padano - €8.00
Light: Tomato, mozzarella, Bresaola punta d’anca PGI, rocket, shaved Grana Padano cheese - €8.50
Margherita: Tomato, mozzarella - €5.00
Marinara: Tomato, garlic, oregano - €3.50
Sea and Mountains: Tomato, mozzarella, shrimp*, porcini mushrooms - €9.00
Mediterranean: Tomato, mozzarella, 24-month-aged Parma ham, cherry tomatoes, arugula - €9.00
Naples: Tomato, mozzarella, anchovies, oregano - €6.50
Parmesan: Tomato, mozzarella, fried aubergines, grana padano - €7.00
French Fries: Tomato, mozzarella, French fries* - €6.50
Cooked Ham: Tomato, mozzarella, cooked ham - €6.50
Ham and Mushrooms: Tomato, mozzarella, cooked ham, mushrooms - €7.00
Porcini: Tomato, mozzarella, porcini mushrooms - €7.50
Attila Pizza: Tomato, mozzarella, cooked ham, sausage, würstel - €8.00
Home Pizza: Tomato, mozzarella, shrimp*, salad, cherry tomatoes, olives, Bufala DOP - €10.00
Pizza Rome: Tomato, cherry tomatoes, mozzarella cubes, basil, oregano - €7.00
Pizza Tommy: Tomato, mozzarella, gorgonzola DOP, sausage, peppers - €8.00
Spring: Tomato, mozzarella, cherry tomatoes, arugula - €7.00
Puglian: Tomato, mozzarella, red onions, Grana Padano - €6.50
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
eat nothing costs $0
Yeah, I’m an anorexic only guy now
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Absorb nutrients directly from the air
Free
Save heaps of time not having to prepare food and I feel lighter every day
Fellas I’m a breatharian now, never going back to physical foods.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Did you know that if you spend $70 on ingredients and 4 hours in the kitchen you can make a burger that is superior to anything at McDonalds or Burger King? Follow me for more lifestyle tips!
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
I could probably do it for $5, especially if I’m allowed to shop in the EU.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Hell, 20$ at a Ramen Shop will get me something superior than anything at McDonalds or Burger King
ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Decide on a whim to make za at home
welp, see you in 4 daysTja@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Pizza at home is a whole hobby by itself, not a dinner choice.
I do it from time to time, but if factor my time, each pizza ends up costing like 20 euros, and I don’t even have any fancy equipment to amortize…
Much more efficient to do an hour of overtime and order from a local Italian restaurant, if all you want is to eat a good pizza.
sidebro@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Making own pizza is the way to go for sure, especially when there are like taco leftovers or something. Yummy!
LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
It takes a pretty long time though. I eat pizza first and foremost because it’s fast
bumblefumble@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Takes a long time for the dough to rise, but at least where I love you can by premade dough if you wanna sacrifice some quality for a faster process. And then it’s like a 20 min job.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Literally inspired me to make homemade pizza tomorrow
TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Frozen pizzas are like 10$ in northern Canada…
That being said, pepperoni is prohibitivly expensive for homemade pizza
Tja@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Isn’t everything expensive in northern Canada? Maybe except snow and ice…
Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Yes everything is more expensive because of the cost of shipping things up there.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Probably because you are so far from Italy
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
$3.99 for a frozen pizza? Either the only eat gourmet brands (those do exist), or they have some seriously whack pricing. Cheap frozen pizza should be like $1.
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
what fucking world is frozen pizza $1 usd?
The absolute cheapest thing that tastes like cardboard is still like $4
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Like 20 years ago
Todd_cross@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I think you can get those single serving microwavable frozen pizzas for about a dollar
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
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Technicall not USD since AFAIK you can’t buy it in the US.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A $1 pizza sounds like the kind of thing you get if you don’t want your kids to love pizza.
starchylemming@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
frozen pizza indeed comes in extremely varied quality levels.
the cheapest ones are barely food while the higher range promises more quality and healthy ingredients
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Surely there’s a middle ground between the absolute cheapest, and $3.99 frozen pizza. Frankly, I don’t believe that the expensive ones are actually that much healthier.
FatVegan@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
I can not comprehend how someone buys a pizza or something for a dollar and goes: yeah, that’s human food for consumption.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
It’s basically white bread with a little cheese and tomato sauce. If you bought those ingredients separately, you’d pay like $0.2 for them.
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The cheapest pizza available at my local grocery store is $2 for the totinos party “pizza”. Then Tony’s and Red Baron around 4-6, with digiorno at like 7 and lots and lots from 7-12
RamenJunkie@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
The $1 frozen pizzas have been like $1.50 for a while now.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Not where I live (Germany). The 3-packs are still <$1 per pizza.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
If it was a single pizza pop maybe.
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Why even make pizza? What is it really? Bread, cheese, toppings, and tomato sauce. I can knock that down to $0.25 or less per pizza.
Take a slice of bread, spread with tomato sauce, top with cheese and toppings, then broil until toppings melt. Want a calzone? Add a second piece of bread on top of the end, broil until toasted.
Boom. Pizza.
/s…?
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
“I made pizza everyone!”
Looks inside
>Italian Sandwich
howrar@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
No /s
This is a great variant to regular pizza when you happen to have the ingredients on hand. I do it all the time.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Closer to a proper pizza than those deepdish “pizzas”.
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I’m sorry but you can’t make a pizza for a $1.50
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
How fucking expensive are white flour, pureed tomato and cheap mozzarella in your parts?
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
it probably cost me $10+ to make a pizza at home in the USA.
8oz Cheese is expensive. a couple of tomatoes cost the same.
MadameBisaster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I mean yeah a magherita is cheap but if you want some meat or shrooms or something on it…
robocall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I tend to buy pizza sauce, which is more expensive than pureed tomato. Cheap pizza sauce is about US$2-4 but I sometimes splurge on more expensive pizza sauce.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Unfortunately you don’t buy groceries by the portion in the US. Not sure if that’s done in Europe either. The cost of the ingredients you buy is baked into the cost of the pizza. Just because you have leftovers doesn’t make it cheaper.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
I wish I could make a pizza at home for $1.50. For $1.50, I can make the crust. No sauce, no cheese, no toppings.
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Cost of store brand premade pizza: $6-8, 15 minutes cook time, versus Cost of homemade pizza:
$2.00 for half block of store brand mozzarella cheese (Pre-shredded cheese has additives in it to keep it from clumping.) 1/2 onion - $0.50 2 cloves garlic $0.25 4 ounces tomato paste $0.50 Dry basil, oregano, bay leaf, parsley, paprika $0.10 2 cups flour $0.30 Packet of yeast $0.30
Total cost of ingredients: $4.45 Ingredient wise, I’m saving $1 - 4.
The real cost is time. Prep time/clean time: Making dough, chopping veg, making sauce, shredding cheese, bake time, and washing dishes, is 2.5 hours (My hourly wage is $28) so that’s a $70 cost in terms of time. That cost will be variable depending on a person’s hourly wage. Looks like premade, frozen, store brand gets you the best bang for the buck.
DancingBear@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
We have a pizza stone, clay stone you preheat… we don’t make a lot of homemade pizza but we have pizza parties every now and again… cost more than 1 per pizza though but when everybody makes it together it’s fun…. You get one or two really good pizzas and then one or two really awful pizzas though unless you use a consistent recipe if you’re making homemade dough you need to do it the day before…. There are some good instant dough recipes though but day before doughs are always better generally
python@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
who pays 8$ for two frozen pizzas though? My go-to vegan Pizza from Lidl is about 1,30€ each.
But yea, making them yourself is even cheaper than that.saltesc@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I built an outside oven and hit that up for pizza and bread. Also take the top off for the cast iron so I can slow cook pork shoulder and whatnot.
It’s really easy, cheap, high quality.
SatyrSack@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
>rob my neighbors at lunchtime
>Made out with $40 cash and free pizza
Yeah, I’m a robbery only guy from now on
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
>go to the forest >become a farmer free food, the big agribusiness doesnt want you to know >dies of parasites
umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago