Anti-fish language

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• Daryl76679@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I will not stand for this fish propaganda! Filet them all!

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  • PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Personally, I’m fine with it

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• StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is this written by a sea bass?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    N… No? Why.

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  • 5715@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They don’t have formal education. I’m not sure they can write. At least not English, that’s for sure.

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    • Admetus@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I think I’ve seen a few sea bass sing.

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    • sbeak@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The seabass were too strong for the British to colonise

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    • tdawg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s a stigma based in slave owning colonial thinking you fish hater

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• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Finally, the scales are tipping in the right direction. And while we’re on the subject, can you go ahead and stop using “crappy” to imply any sort of negative connotation. Crappie are beautiful, vivacious, and gregarious fish who have fascinating behaviors and are important members of their native aquatic ecosystem. That they also taste delicious, well, maybe that’s a different discussion for another time when we’re not talking about how there’s nothing crappy about crappies.

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  • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    the scales are tipping

    Please refrain from using the word “scales”, it’s cultural appropriation of bony fish. Instead, use phrasing like the tables are turning

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    • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      We’re all bony fish on this blessed day.

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Could you stop implying that tables like to turn? Tables take pride in being stationary load bearing fixtures.

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  good life is all about the bass and no trouble

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• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What do you call a fish without an eye?

  Partially blind. And there is nothing funny about visual impairment.

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• Waterpumpee@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What color has the european seabass on the prideflag?

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What would seabass do?

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  • GreatTitEnthusiast@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Their Seabest

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  • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Seabasstian

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Destroy the planet through an industrial capitalist hellscape

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  ghoti

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• colourlessidea@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The problem is that the proposed alternative changes the intent of the original, unless heavy sarcasm is implied but in that case I’d argue that it’s even more anti-fish than the original

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• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Why did the convict blenny go to prison?

  For immitating a catfish

  And there is nothing funny about identity theft, Jim. Millions of people suffer every day

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• Gwot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Seabass? Yeah I’ve seen it

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