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Anti-fish language

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ghoti

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  • Daryl76679@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I will not stand for this fish propaganda! Filet them all!

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    • PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Personally, I’m fine with it

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  • StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is this written by a sea bass?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      N… No? Why.

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    • 5715@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They don’t have formal education. I’m not sure they can write. At least not English, that’s for sure.

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      • Admetus@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I think I’ve seen a few sea bass sing.

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      • tdawg@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s a stigma based in slave owning colonial thinking you fish hater

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      • sbeak@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The seabass were too strong for the British to colonise

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  • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Finally, the scales are tipping in the right direction. And while we’re on the subject, can you go ahead and stop using “crappy” to imply any sort of negative connotation. Crappie are beautiful, vivacious, and gregarious fish who have fascinating behaviors and are important members of their native aquatic ecosystem. That they also taste delicious, well, maybe that’s a different discussion for another time when we’re not talking about how there’s nothing crappy about crappies.

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    • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      the scales are tipping

      Please refrain from using the word “scales”, it’s cultural appropriation of bony fish. Instead, use phrasing like the tables are turning

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      • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Could you stop implying that tables like to turn? Tables take pride in being stationary load bearing fixtures.

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      • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        We’re all bony fish on this blessed day.

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What do you call a fish without an eye?

    Partially blind. And there is nothing funny about visual impairment.

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    good life is all about the bass and no trouble

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  • Waterpumpee@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What color has the european seabass on the prideflag?

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What would seabass do?

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    • GreatTitEnthusiast@mander.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Their Seabest

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    • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Seabasstian

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Destroy the planet through an industrial capitalist hellscape

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  • colourlessidea@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The problem is that the proposed alternative changes the intent of the original, unless heavy sarcasm is implied but in that case I’d argue that it’s even more anti-fish than the original

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why did the convict blenny go to prison?

    For immitating a catfish

    And there is nothing funny about identity theft, Jim. Millions of people suffer every day

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