PabloSexcrowbar
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- Comment on Does it matter who it's about? Just sub in any rich asshole who is incapable of joy and wonder. 5 days ago:
Spoken like someone who’s never spent time in the US, where there’s a farm stand every quarter mile with some of the best tasting produce you’ll ever encounter for dirt cheap.
- Comment on Everybody just have a good time 1 week ago:
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I usually just make poop jokes but sometimes I just like to throw a curveball in there.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
One Christmas, returning from a trip to Florida to visit my parents, I ended up sitting on the plane longer than I’d have liked. My legs tend to hurt when I have to sit still for too long and I was really looking forward to having a chance to stand up. After a while, I did manage to get off the plane (clearly), but of course assumed I would then be forced to muscle my way through the roiling throngs at the baggage claim just to catch a glimpse of luggage belonging to strangers. However, I was mildly pleased to see that I was the first prospector to plumb the mines of Samsonite, and would not have to do battle in the Arena of the Carousel. I was still dejected at the idea of waiting still longer to retrieve my luggage and return to my hovel.
A minute or two later later, the alarm sounded, signalling that the sluices were opening, and, lo, first out of the curtains was a bag that looked suspiciously like mine. It couldn’t be, though. Things like that only happen in fairy tales. As it rounded the bend, though, I saw my initials emblazoned across the side, and my uneasy contentment turned to childlike joy as I seized my bag from the very front of the line. Had I not had a witness with me at the time, I would scarcely have believed it myself.
So anyway, that’s why I jump up and headbutt everyone in front of me as soon as the plane lands now.
- Comment on Nintendo says users voluntarily paid higher prices, have no right to tariff refunds 1 week ago:
Devil’s advocate: if they allow users to get refunds after the sale is complete because prices changed, it could also set a precedent for companies to demand additional money from consumers after a sale is completed, and I don’t doubt for an instant that Sony wouldn’t at least try to make that argument.
- Comment on I will keep recommending weird, old, and obscure films 2 weeks ago:
drilldo
Welp, I’m fuckin sold.
- Comment on Anti-fish language 3 weeks ago:
Personally, I’m fine with it
- Comment on Sony 3 weeks ago:
Games back then had bugs, too, they just never got fixed and everyone pretended they didn’t exist.
- Comment on Thoughts? 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on 3D Country 4 weeks ago:
Goose is definitely better
- Comment on The worst of the worst 4 weeks ago:
At my final tech job, they were gearing up to fire me, and so they gave me the task of writing unit tests for a golang-based k8s deployer that was somewhere around 700k lines. They specifically told me to use Copilot for it, and for just about every function I tried to unit test, it tried to make sure that
.onclick()was still working.Yeah they ended up firing me.
- Comment on Eggy 1 month ago:
A wet one, at that.
- Comment on Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts 1 month ago:
Cardinals
- Comment on Very normal and safe 2 months ago:
I remember my final task before getting laid off from Coinbase was to use Copilot to write unit tests for a 70k-line Kubernetes deployer written in golang. Without fail, it would regularly give me unit tests checking whether
.onclick()was working for a given function…in a Kubernetes deployer. I tried to report that to management and they told me that I was using it wrong and fired me. - Comment on Wild Ones 2 months ago:
Squash me harder interdimensional daddy.
- Comment on Potata Salad 3 months ago:
Diarrheacide
- Comment on Potata Salad 3 months ago:
Those cost extra
- Comment on And toxic in large amounts! 3 months ago:
California is the cancer
- Comment on Rip lol 3 months ago:
Wait, where’s Saddam Hussein?
- Comment on Introducing Framework Laptop 13 Pro 3 months ago:
Yeah, I’m considering upgrading just for the battery life.
- Comment on Making RAM at Home | Dr. Semiconductor 3 months ago:
- Comment on Microsoft has a new idea on how to deter students from MacBook Neo - 9to5Mac 3 months ago:
The severity of the bugs that they’re having to roll back for does not scream “stable OS” to me.
- Comment on Microsoft has a new idea on how to deter students from MacBook Neo - 9to5Mac 3 months ago:
To be fair to Framework, the 12 is a 2-in-1 with a touchscreen, which is not something that’s currently offered on any of Apple’s laptops and at least partially accounts for the extra cost. Of course, economies of scale play a part, as well.
- Comment on Microsoft has a new idea on how to deter students from MacBook Neo - 9to5Mac 3 months ago:
Then why do they keep having to roll back what seems like every update they release due to some major bug?
- Comment on Oh No! Now A Federal Bill Wants OS-Level Age Verification for Everyone in the USA 3 months ago:
Can’t you only join a domain on the Pro versions of Windows, too?
- Comment on Behold: A vibe-designed pcb 3 months ago:
It’s a dude just messing around to see what happened.
- Comment on Behold: A vibe-designed pcb 3 months ago:
Dude says in the post that he just wanted to see what happened. If idle experimentation makes one an imbecile, then I suspect your standards for stupidity are out of line with reality.
- Comment on Lmao 3 months ago:
Yeah I realized that right after I made that comment. If the gravity is strong enough to hold a gas on the planet, it’ll definitely have a prominent effect on something denser like a solid.
- Comment on TFW you blow your nose and finally get that ONE stuck booger dislodged 3 months ago:
Happy Spring!
- Comment on Lmao 3 months ago:
With a denser atmosphere, wouldn’t that mean that you could get more lift from a traditional aerofoil than on earth? And if so, wouldn’t that technically make it easier to start from a high enough altitude that at least some of the gravity is mitigated?
