Pizza goes in, scrambled eggs come out. Explain that science nerd!!
Eggy
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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REDACTED@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Everything reminds me of her
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah, I’m not liking this feeling.
cheeseandkrakens@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I should eat more pizza…
sangeteria@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I don’t like the way our insides look :(
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
there’s even a spooky skeleton hiding in there
PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
A wet one, at that.
Lumisal@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It pops like a champagne bottle if you have strong bones and they need a biopsy done of the marrow.
At least, when they remove the core.
Also also! The really strong pain medicine stops the pain, but surprisingly, you can still feel them scraping and digging into your bone! 😃
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
The frog I dissected in HS science was pregnant. I hate to break it to you OP, but you’re frog pregnant. This what that looks like.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
That is one cute femboy, with an impeccable tuck.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Pineapple on pizza is basically traditional Italian food compared to a scrambled egg pizza.
Venator@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
💡 this gives me an idea 💡: scrambled egg pizza with pineapple and bacon 🤤 🍍 🥓 🥚 🍕
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
That sounds delicious
Not to mention, all leftover pizza is good for breakfast but that would be extra good.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
What you’ve done there is just add pineapple to a carbonara. The Italians aren’t going to like this.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
My dumb ass thought this was a tooth. I was like, “why is there a brain in my tooth?”, then, “haha, that’s obviously intestines, dumbass”, then, “wait, why would there be intestines? Or fat?”
Anyway, whatever, I’m at the food court, gonna grab some pizza for my teeth or something.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
King Willonius has a pretty hot take on this.
jankforlife@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I know what I must do, but I don’t know if I have the strength do it
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
None of this fat is intramuscular and, visually, this is objectively too close to an idealized body type to have been anything but a suggestion to have a pizza.
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I thought this was visceral fat?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
On first glance, I thought so too. But it would be a truly bizarre amount of visceral fat for this body type, so it must be at least a 50/50 cutaneous/visceral split. She should be bulging, not curvy. But above the intestines, that’s definitely mostly visceral. The legs are the bit that made me second guess everything. The “skin” is fairly thick, but somehow the fat is substantially thinner? I don’t follow. Are they lipomas? What’s happening?