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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “No, like, you literally won’t believe it. Your kids will have access to most of the breadth of human knowledge, and you’re still gonna remain convinced that chemtrails are turning the frogs gay.”

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    …we knew then that god had truly abandoned us

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    • areakode@riskeratspizza.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The breadth of human knowledge, and you’re still gonna remain convinced that your genocidal imaginary friend is real…

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  mom, what’s an anal prolapse?

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  • PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Mom, you told me all women have pubes.”

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Only a Sith speaks in absolutes.

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    • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Mom, who is Mr Hands?

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Just google it”

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You got that backwards. “Mom doesn’t know what an anal prolapse is.”

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    • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “Hah fkn n00b.”

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  hey dad I found a recipe to make crystals in the bathroom!

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Its on the math forum.

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• spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Maybe giving the village idiot the ability to broadcast their conspiracies at the click of a button was a bad idea. Back in the day you at least had to know HTML and have entertaining gifs if you were spreading misinformation.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Dude FM radio let that one out of the box

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    • spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You just unlocked a deeply suppressed memory.

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    GeoCities would like a word.

    They had a pretty decent web-based WYSIWYG for the time.

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So the free exchange of information and ideas is a bad thing? Hmmm

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    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I think it’s the ease at which it’s doable is a bad thing. Making it so easy as to allow every soup brained dipshit to throw out their every thought was probably a bad thing.

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• thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Jar go crunch

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• CaptPretentious@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I mean, that’s how it was originally sold. I think it was '95 and we were watching ‘CNN in the Classroom’ I think, and we saw something about how you could use the internet to see photos from some art museum. Basically, experience the museum without having to go there! My teacher was like, “Well, I think we have access to the internet, let’s try it out”. It was slow, but yeah, we got to see some stuff at like dial-up speeds. I remember when they talked about virtual shops and what that might look like (which was oftem more a virtual representation of the store than the grids we have today). Kids in my class back then were getting better grades simply because they had a proper printer, word processor, and information (probably Encarta 95 or something like it). My stuff was hand-written, or I used a typewriter, grammar and spelling mistakes everywhere, and I had to go to the public library (where I think they literally copy pasted some stuff and turned it in… it was the 90’s)

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• NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  When I was a teenager I’d write down questions that occurred to me throughout the day in an agenda, so I would be able to look them up next time I went to the library. I still did the same when we got internet - I’d have a list of things to search at home that evening.

  Now we have the bulk of human knowledge at our fingertips and we use it to get likes and followers.

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s probably not a bad habit to have, even today. Having all this knowledge available makes you feel like you should look everything up immediately or not at all. I know that I have a lot of passing thoughts like that that I don’t look up because I’m busy, then forget about them.

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• synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The death-grip

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