Or, hear me out, sometimes dudes are bi.
anon discovers the magic of pizza (and yaoi)
Submitted 1 month ago by kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone to greentext@sh.itjust.works
https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/53b824ef-ceb3-4ab7-afe3-508fbf0697db.webp
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Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What are people’s opinion on the downlow thing, otherwise straight men that just have furtive sex with other men, but never a relationship? Denial? Indiscriminate horniness?
Forester@pawb.social 1 month ago
That’s called heteroromantic and bisexual
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Men are so fucking easy, even I can have sex with them.
gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I’m okay with it if they don’t hide it, but if they hide it that’s not cool
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
tell that to my girlfriends who insisted I was gay.
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I knew exactly where it was going the second I read the first sentence, lol
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
fake: anon has a wholesome friendship
gay: … I’m not too sure actually, I’ll need some help on this oneSubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I think it’s the bit where they ordered a pizza
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Might be, I have a gay friend and he once ordered a pizza so that tracks
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Yeah. They probably enjoyed having hot gooey stuff on their mouth way too much
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 1 month ago
echodot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
They never ask the question they just insist that they’re not.
aldhissla@piefed.world 1 month ago
Here’s my biggest pet peeve (relevant to the scenario): the cancelling of bi-folk. There is a forced dichotomy of men being either hetero- or homosexual, with homoerotic choices somehow automatically negating all heteroerotic choices by framing them as perfidy (i.e. pretending to be heterosexual to pass in society).
Freddie Mercury was *bi*. NOT GAY. *Bi*. I have no issue with gays revering him. I do have issues with gays trying to deny his heteroromantic side (see Mary Austin).
Rant over.
Bristlecone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Least represented group of lgbt, but probably the largest. People love binary things
Krejga@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I always felt that it’s just homophobia. The heteroerotic choices of bisexuals are disregarded because of the lost purity of being considered ‘straight’. You can have heterosexual preferences but according to heteronormative society you fit outside this group. It will take time for Bisexuality to be better understood by society and for bisexuals to fully be seen as a distinct group
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
TBF, all of that sounds pretty gay to me.
Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
He got HIV from a woman
HoopyFrood@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
There was no denial that Freddy Mercury engaged in sexual relationships with men, but those relationships should not delegitimize or downplay his relationships with women by insinuating that any relations with a man make him gay and only engaging with women to fit in.
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Society views bisexual men as secretly gay, and women as secretly straight.
Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
My nonexpert understanding is, few people are 100% straight or 100% gay. And it can shift over time, too.
There’s so much defensive BS around what people are into / aroused by. I’m not saying everyone should share everything to everyone all the time. But I really wish folks would be less fearful about what they like.
As long as you aren’t attracted to kids, corpses, or animals, I think everything else is probably OK. Even couches, if that’s your thing.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
what if i’m attracted to dead baby birds?
DerEnder@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Ekybio@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Guy is Homiesexual
SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
antonim@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I already know how sunsets look, yet I can look and marvel at them on every evening.
SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Yeah, absolutely. I usually get to see them once a week or rarer, so beautiful sometimes. Sadly camera does not capture them good enough. Still, seen them!
I’ve just seen same joke in the past and liked it, decided to do it here. Though I see more generalized versions of the same in the comments too. Efficiency.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
sounds like you are bi but in denial of it.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Can I see the original? Im already going…
someguy3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fake: Didn’t say “no homo”.
Gay: Didn’t say “no homo”.
devaly@ani.social 1 month ago
maybe Anon is just starving for any non-animal sexual relationship
Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Humans are animals, but I get your point.
Shirow@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Now I want pizza and yuri :3
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
if this is about girls love in general then hell yeah!! you should absolutely get some pizza and some girl(s) and go at it as soon as is practical.
if this is an attempt to flirt with us over the web, we don’t do that stuff. thank you for your understanding (^o^)
Shirow@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
No it wasn’t an attempt to flirt. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
It was meant as girls love in general :3
Varesti@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
What kind of pizza was it?
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Sausage
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
red
hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
anaon is not gay, so pineapple.
onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It’s really challenging when the post starts out with a declaration of not being gay, proceeds to describe activities which might potentially be gay, and then ends with a redeclaration of anon being not gay.
maybe it is fake, but is anon gay or no???
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Might be potentially gay?! Idk, a man having romantic sex with another man is pretty much the definition of gay, if you ask me. Doesn’t get much gayer.
onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
But since anon already stated them being non-gay, shouldn’t we judge the activities in a non-gay context?
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
could be bi
chrislowles@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
A paradox!
This is either fake or gay, but it can not be both even though it is a green text.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
i thought it was yaoi
TheFerrango@feddit.it 1 month ago
Nah it’s easily disproven
Fake: anon has a friend Gay: anon enjoys gay activities
echodot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Refused to believe that even green texters are that unaware. If it were just writing about the realisation about their sexuality whatever, but to end it with “I’m not homosexual” is just unrealistic.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
sometimes it just slips in man.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Nice
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
>be me
>be not gay
>having sex with my loving husband of 15 years
>I identify as a cis male
>our penises touch when I slip out of his asshole on a slow thrust
>we lock eyes
>I say no homo
>he doesn’t reciprocate
>ejaculates as he continues silently staring into my eyes
>I pull out and exhaustedly crawl to the bathroom to think things through and remove a meter of silicon
>can feel his eyes scanning me without even turning around
Bros, I don’t know what to do. Should I tell our kids?
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Remove a meter of silicon?
Limonene@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Image
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Exaggerated butt stuff
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Anon had a really long dildo
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Anon is the cyclops from the odASSyssey