Or, hear me out, sometimes dudes are bi.
anon discovers the magic of pizza (and yaoi)
Submitted 2 months ago by kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone to greentext@sh.itjust.works
https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/53b824ef-ceb3-4ab7-afe3-508fbf0697db.webp
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Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
What are people’s opinion on the downlow thing, otherwise straight men that just have furtive sex with other men, but never a relationship? Denial? Indiscriminate horniness?
Forester@pawb.social 2 months ago
That’s called heteroromantic and bisexual
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Men are so fucking easy, even I can have sex with them.
gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I’m okay with it if they don’t hide it, but if they hide it that’s not cool
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
tell that to my girlfriends who insisted I was gay.
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I knew exactly where it was going the second I read the first sentence, lol
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
fake: anon has a wholesome friendship
gay: … I’m not too sure actually, I’ll need some help on this oneSubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I think it’s the bit where they ordered a pizza
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Might be, I have a gay friend and he once ordered a pizza so that tracks
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Yeah. They probably enjoyed having hot gooey stuff on their mouth way too much
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 2 months ago
echodot@feddit.uk 2 months ago
They never ask the question they just insist that they’re not.
aldhissla@piefed.world 2 months ago
Here’s my biggest pet peeve (relevant to the scenario): the cancelling of bi-folk. There is a forced dichotomy of men being either hetero- or homosexual, with homoerotic choices somehow automatically negating all heteroerotic choices by framing them as perfidy (i.e. pretending to be heterosexual to pass in society).
Freddie Mercury was *bi*. NOT GAY. *Bi*. I have no issue with gays revering him. I do have issues with gays trying to deny his heteroromantic side (see Mary Austin).
Rant over.
Bristlecone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Least represented group of lgbt, but probably the largest. People love binary things
Krejga@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I always felt that it’s just homophobia. The heteroerotic choices of bisexuals are disregarded because of the lost purity of being considered ‘straight’. You can have heterosexual preferences but according to heteronormative society you fit outside this group. It will take time for Bisexuality to be better understood by society and for bisexuals to fully be seen as a distinct group
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
TBF, all of that sounds pretty gay to me.
Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
He got HIV from a woman
HoopyFrood@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
There was no denial that Freddy Mercury engaged in sexual relationships with men, but those relationships should not delegitimize or downplay his relationships with women by insinuating that any relations with a man make him gay and only engaging with women to fit in.
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Society views bisexual men as secretly gay, and women as secretly straight.
Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
My nonexpert understanding is, few people are 100% straight or 100% gay. And it can shift over time, too.
There’s so much defensive BS around what people are into / aroused by. I’m not saying everyone should share everything to everyone all the time. But I really wish folks would be less fearful about what they like.
As long as you aren’t attracted to kids, corpses, or animals, I think everything else is probably OK. Even couches, if that’s your thing.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
what if i’m attracted to dead baby birds?
DerEnder@lemmus.org 2 months ago
Ekybio@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Guy is Homiesexual
SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
antonim@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I already know how sunsets look, yet I can look and marvel at them on every evening.
SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Yeah, absolutely. I usually get to see them once a week or rarer, so beautiful sometimes. Sadly camera does not capture them good enough. Still, seen them!
I’ve just seen same joke in the past and liked it, decided to do it here. Though I see more generalized versions of the same in the comments too. Efficiency.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
sounds like you are bi but in denial of it.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Can I see the original? Im already going…
someguy3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fake: Didn’t say “no homo”.
Gay: Didn’t say “no homo”.
devaly@ani.social 2 months ago
maybe Anon is just starving for any non-animal sexual relationship
Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Humans are animals, but I get your point.
Shirow@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Now I want pizza and yuri :3
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
if this is about girls love in general then hell yeah!! you should absolutely get some pizza and some girl(s) and go at it as soon as is practical.
if this is an attempt to flirt with us over the web, we don’t do that stuff. thank you for your understanding (^o^)
Shirow@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
No it wasn’t an attempt to flirt. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
It was meant as girls love in general :3
Varesti@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
What kind of pizza was it?
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Sausage
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 months ago
red
hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
anaon is not gay, so pineapple.
onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It’s really challenging when the post starts out with a declaration of not being gay, proceeds to describe activities which might potentially be gay, and then ends with a redeclaration of anon being not gay.
maybe it is fake, but is anon gay or no???
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Might be potentially gay?! Idk, a man having romantic sex with another man is pretty much the definition of gay, if you ask me. Doesn’t get much gayer.
onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
But since anon already stated them being non-gay, shouldn’t we judge the activities in a non-gay context?
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
could be bi
chrislowles@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
A paradox!
This is either fake or gay, but it can not be both even though it is a green text.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
i thought it was yaoi
TheFerrango@feddit.it 2 months ago
Nah it’s easily disproven
Fake: anon has a friend Gay: anon enjoys gay activities
echodot@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Refused to believe that even green texters are that unaware. If it were just writing about the realisation about their sexuality whatever, but to end it with “I’m not homosexual” is just unrealistic.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
sometimes it just slips in man.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Nice
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
>be me
>be not gay
>having sex with my loving husband of 15 years
>I identify as a cis male
>our penises touch when I slip out of his asshole on a slow thrust
>we lock eyes
>I say no homo
>he doesn’t reciprocate
>ejaculates as he continues silently staring into my eyes
>I pull out and exhaustedly crawl to the bathroom to think things through and remove a meter of silicon
>can feel his eyes scanning me without even turning around
Bros, I don’t know what to do. Should I tell our kids?
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Remove a meter of silicon?
Limonene@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Image
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Exaggerated butt stuff
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Anon had a really long dildo
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Anon is the cyclops from the odASSyssey