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>be me
>be not gay
>having sex with my loving husband of 15 years
>I identify as a cis male
>our penises touch when I slip out of his asshole on a slow thrust
>we lock eyes
>I say no homo
>he doesn’t reciprocate
>ejaculates as he continues silently staring into my eyes
>I pull out and exhaustedly crawl to the bathroom to think things through and remove a meter of silicon
>can feel his eyes scanning me without even turning around
Bros, I don’t know what to do. Should I tell our kids?
Remove a meter of silicon?
Exaggerated butt stuff
Anon had a really long dildo
Or, hear me out, sometimes dudes are bi.
What are people’s opinion on the downlow thing, otherwise straight men that just have furtive sex with other men, but never a relationship? Denial? Indiscriminate horniness?
I’m okay with it if they don’t hide it, but if they hide it that’s not cool
Here’s my biggest pet peeve (relevant to the scenario): the cancelling of bi-folk. There is a forced dichotomy of men being either hetero- or homosexual, with homoerotic choices somehow automatically negating all heteroerotic choices by framing them as perfidy (i.e. pretending to be heterosexual to pass in society).
Freddie Mercury was *bi*. NOT GAY. *Bi*. I have no issue with gays revering him. I do have issues with gays trying to deny his heteroromantic side (see Mary Austin).
Rant over.
Least represented group of lgbt, but probably the largest. People love binary things
He got HIV from a woman
There was no denial that Freddy Mercury engaged in sexual relationships with men, but those relationships should not delegitimize or downplay his relationships with women by insinuating that any relations with a man make him gay and only engaging with women to fit in.
I always felt that it’s just homophobia. The heteroerotic choices of bisexuals are disregarded because of the lost purity of being considered ‘straight’. You can have heterosexual preferences but according to heteronormative society you fit outside this group. It will take time for Bisexuality to be better understood by society and for bisexuals to fully be seen as a distinct group
My nonexpert understanding is, few people are 100% straight or 100% gay. And it can shift over time, too.
There’s so much defensive BS around what people are into / aroused by. I’m not saying everyone should share everything to everyone all the time. But I really wish folks would be less fearful about what they like.
As long as you aren’t attracted to kids, corpses, or animals, I think everything else is probably OK. Even couches, if that’s your thing.
I knew exactly where it was going the second I read the first sentence, lol
fake: anon has a wholesome friendship
gay: … I’m not too sure actually, I’ll need some help on this one
I think it’s the bit where they ordered a pizza
Might be, I have a gay friend and he once ordered a pizza so that tracks
Yeah. They probably enjoyed having hot gooey stuff on their mouth way too much
Fake: Didn’t say “no homo”.
Gay: Didn’t say “no homo”.
I already know how sunsets look, yet I can look and marvel at them on every evening.
Yeah, absolutely. I usually get to see them once a week or rarer, so beautiful sometimes. Sadly camera does not capture them good enough. Still, seen them!
I’ve just seen same joke in the past and liked it, decided to do it here. Though I see more generalized versions of the same in the comments too. Efficiency.
Guy is Homiesexual
maybe Anon is just starving for any non-animal sexual relationship
Humans are animals, but I get your point.
Now I want pizza and yuri :3
if this is about girls love in general then hell yeah!! you should absolutely get some pizza and some girl(s) and go at it as soon as is practical.
if this is an attempt to flirt with us over the web, we don’t do that stuff. thank you for your understanding (^o^)
No it wasn’t an attempt to flirt. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
It was meant as girls love in general :3
What kind of pizza was it?
Sausage
red
anaon is not gay, so pineapple.
It’s really challenging when the post starts out with a declaration of not being gay, proceeds to describe activities which might potentially be gay, and then ends with a redeclaration of anon being not gay.
maybe it is fake, but is anon gay or no???
Might be potentially gay?! Idk, a man having romantic sex with another man is pretty much the definition of gay, if you ask me. Doesn’t get much gayer.
But since anon already stated them being non-gay, shouldn’t we judge the activities in a non-gay context?
could be bi
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