Did 4 Chan just accidentally use the term “autistic” correctly?
Anon gets handed a note
Submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/78102d2a-2313-4349-89e0-3e7eec046450.png
Comments
JackLSauce@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Anon is highly regarded in his field
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
look her up now. she’s probably doing not good and it’s your fault basically
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Or she’s doing fine and has gotten ugly.
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
4 healthy kids and a different shaped head than before
henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Come now anon, no permanent harm. Go ask somebody out today to make up for it.
Shots you didn’t take them. Shots you don’t take now.
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
no permanent harm
That’s where you’re wrong, buster 😎
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Something something Wayne Gretzky
Pothetato@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You take 100% of the shots that caused your autism
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Its great being reminded life is hell haha
Slovene@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Haha 🥲
j4k3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So what would you say?
I would assume it was bait. I’d respond something like, “Schrödinger’s cat is both alive and dead until you look in the box.”
kambusha@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
How’s dating life going?
j4k3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No one has ever turned me down for a date. You?
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I just post my dick pic on GROWLER and the dudes invite themselves over.
Sucks that hetero apps don’t work for the str8s.
ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bait for what? Perhaps I am simply old, but why is it so unthinkable that a girl would think you are cute?
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
In high school I would have people ask me out. If you say yes, what a fucking loser you thought I was serious? If you say no, then you’re gay and you should kill yourself. It’s funny because you can see the divide in this thread between people fucked up by high school and people who find getting fucked up by high school unthinkable
EddoWagt@feddit.nl 2 months ago
I would also assume it was bait, some people are assholes and I’d be insecure in a moment like that
j4k3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bait for embarrassing the person. It depends on the person and context. I was often teased like this by people in school because I was quite susceptible to emotional manipulation. The note is not asking the person out. The note is asking for a reaction to a hypothetical situation without any commitment to actually asking. The intelligent reply is an equally indecisive hypothetical response saying “if you’re uncommitted, so am I, try again” while also protecting from the potential for a trap. Plus if the person does not have the depth to understand the volley, the answer is a solid no.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
This is not a mere greentext.
I feel actual evil. Just why.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
user is typing a message
And this continues for a whole week.
demizerone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I had multiple women tell me they want to fuck in high school and I was so dumb to not get the message. One was basically jumping on my dick. I masturbated to some of these ladies for years until I eventually lost my virginity when I was 24. I hated myself for many years for not getting the message. 😂
Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
“If”? What kind of question is that? You either want to go out or you don’t.
I think you dodged a bullet there.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It’s just a way of preventing direct rejection. If I ask you out and you say no, you’re rejecting me and I feel bad. If I ask a hypothetical and you say no, you rejected the hypothetical, not me.
It’s stupid, but sometimes that helps people work up the courage.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 month ago
it’s not stupid, it is a shield for the person, it never hurts to have protection.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I really wish liberals would try and find a way to reach out to these people. I know we just got some random post, but it looks like he is taking responsibility for his stupidity and not blaming the girl in question. There is self awareness there.
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 2 months ago
When I was like 18 I brought a girl to my house while my family were away for the weekend. I wasn’t intending to do anything with her, I’d just invited her over for some company as we’d be speaking for a couple of months and had already been out a few times together but not exactly on “dates”.
Anyway, I ordered some pizza and put on a movie. Next thing I know, she’s cuddling into me and I’m stroking her hair. At one point she is laying across my lap gazing up at me.
I didn’t fucking kiss her because I’m a damn idiot who couldn’t take the hint. She couldn’t have made it more obvious that she was waiting for me to make the move. I’m not autistic myself, just a regular moron.
We gradually stopped talking after that night. I blew my chance. Shit still bothers me years later. She was super sweet and pretty. Best girlfriend I never had.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
She blew her chance.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 month ago
She blew her chance bro, she should be glad that you’re this passive