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• valar@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  bladeless fan
  looks inside
  blades

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  • moopet@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wireless router looks inside wires

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    • exu@feditown.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      wire_less_ not wire_free_

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    • valar@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Its all a scam

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    • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It turned into a heated argument with a manager who, in the middle of project she complains is “taking too long” (despite constant scope creep, moving targets of adding stuff and changing expectations)…she walks up to my desk with her home modem/router she got from ISP. She kept saying it’s “wireless” but didn’t understand that 1. You still needed to plug the coax into the wall and 2. YOU STILL NEEDED TO PLUG THE POWER CORD INTO THE FUCKING WALL

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    • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      dead inside

      looks inside

      gut biome

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  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is this from Blade 4?

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    • fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      True story

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sticky_Fingaz

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    assless chaps Looks inside

    spoiler

    Ass

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      All chaps, by definition, are assless.

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yo dawg I heard you like fans, so I put a fan in your fan…

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    • AliOski@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is it the Only Fan?

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And noice

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• NarrativeBear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Its true there is a fan in the base of all bladeless fans, but the fan is smaller then traditional fan designs and moves the same if not more air then traditional fans.

  Air is pulled in through the base and forced through a thin slit. This fast stream of air creates an area of low pressure, drawing in and amplifying surrounding air.

  Because air “sticks” to itself, when you get some air moving (by breathing out, for example), the initial bit of air that you move “drags” some air with it from beside and behind. This is what Dyson calls “air multiplier technology”.

  Dyson uses this property of air to claim that they only have to move a fraction of air (with the fan in the base) of all the air that blows past you.

  Here is a example of how this works, and how you can use one breath to fill a large bag.

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAAelB7nN14

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  • ToxicWaste@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    still a miss-labeling to call them bladeless fans, just because the blades are hidden. by that logic my beef raviolis are vegetarian (tbf: the catholic church made a similar claim during the medieval ages).

    Bernoulli Fan is not only more accurate, it also sounds much cooler.

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      To play devil’s advocate, there are no exposed blades at the point of use. I’d wager people who buy “bladeless” fans are more concerned with aesthetics and avoiding a crying toddler than they are with semantic accuracy. We call Wi-Fi “wireless” even though the router is plugged in.

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    • arctanthrope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      there’s a type of German meat dumplings called Herrgottsbescheißerle, which literally means “little things that bullshit the Lord” for the same reason

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    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, Beef comes from cows, and cows only eat vegetation, so beef raviolis are vegetarian. Now, I’m not a Rocket Biologist, but I think the math here is pretty conclusive.

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    • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The cynic in me thinks “bladeless” makes them easier to sell in fan-death countries.

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      (tbf: the catholic church made a similar claim during the medieval ages).

      Carpinchos (capybara) are fish.

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    • ornithopiccoloelastibus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pun intended, ofc 🤭

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      catholic church

      Beaver?

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    • ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You know … Bernoulli Fan - that’s way better idea than a room full of MBAs from expensive business schools and months of market research and focus groups with 2 way mirrors ever came up with. Well done

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    • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is such a rollercoaster to read LMAO

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    • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Tesla sounded like a cool name for a car too…

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A traditional fan also pulls air from around its blades using the same principal. A bladeless is just a gimmick it has no actual benefits.

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    • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      it has no actual benefits.

      • no toddler will put their hands in to it
      • can look better for some people

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    • turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thank you.

      Much like Sharper Image’s Ionic Breeze, this is a very expensive bullshit tower, but I am seeing them everywhere lately. Box fans are fucking amazing. Get a box fan.

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    • Seppo@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Of course they have benefits. Depending on the situation of course. I wouldn’t put one in my computer, but I sure as shit have one in my home with a kid running around. Turns out a fan with all the heavy spinning hardware stuff in it’s base is less likely to fall over than one with all that stuff up on top. Honestly all my Dyson stuff work fucking great for their intended purpose.

      Paying the absolute minimal amount for something isn’t necessary the goal of life. You’re not a corporation.

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  • vogi@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ironically love Lemmy for the explainers you get on a shitpost. Only stumbled on this cause I was looking it up myself. Thanks for the write up :)

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    • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Keep in mind, that the explanation is wrong.

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s the same reason I use a beef bouillon cube in place of real meat when I feed my vegan friends. It’s much smaller so it doesn’t count.

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    • fulcrummed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My god, the sass - it’s magnificent.

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  • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s also just Dyson’s completely overpriced bullshit. It makes weak air flow and has no real benefit for use as a fan.

    Project Farm has tested them a couple different times. They’re expensive aesthetic toys.

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    • AliOski@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Works pretty well on my end

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  • Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sir, this is a Wendy’s shitpost community.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Smaller fans = more noise

    And why isn’t a regular fan getting the “surrounding air” to move too? Is there a subscription for that?

    It’s most probably dyson bullshit (the moved extra air is slowing the original air down, or it’s magic) marketing.

    Magnets!

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    • Jumi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I got one years ago when they still were a lot cheaper and I must say it’s the best one I ever had. It’s powerful and so quiet that I can leave it running next to my bed when it’s hot.

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    • fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah don’t understand the hype for dyson, for (almost?) every category they have a product for there’s a higher quality product for a lot less money.

      They really seem to have perfected their marketing…

      The products are not even high quality, thin fragile plastic everywhere…

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    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The air thing is real physics. It does “work”. It just isn’t very useful in this application.

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And yet despite the fact that they’re using less electricity and a smaller fan somehow the product costs five times as much as a normal fan. How does that work?

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    • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Partly because of the overall quality of the fan. Like you can go to Walmart and get a comparable bladeless fan for 49.99 but it’s gonna be louder, won’t be as efficient and won’t last as long.

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fans are usually loud in proportion to their speed. Quiet ceiling fans have a big diameter and many blades. Doesn’t a small fan cause a lot of noise?

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Honestly depends on speed, quality of bearings and motor, blade geometry and thickness as well as any possible enclosures.

      The biggest source of noise with fans is air cavitation.

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    • teslekova@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yep, which is why those Dyson fans emit an annoying high-pitched shriek.

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  • fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Speaking of the dyson. IMO one of the worst fans out there: extremely weak (see measurements on YouTube), extremely loud and very fragile… Have one in the office, and I hate it…

    A classic fan, fraction of the price performs better in all relevant categories…

    Btw. They also create a “bigger” airflow around them so in that regard not better…

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  • rethnor@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve never really understood this multiplayer thing, sounds like a free energy gimmick. You can move more mass at the same speed without putting in more power.

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i don’t think the point of the post is about being useless or inefficient, but about the misleading name

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But all in all:

    • 3x as expensive, at least
    • not less noisy (except the old-style cage fans maybe)
    • hygiene issues
    • more likely to break

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nothing sticks to my breath, especially in the mornings.

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• gergolippai@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  how does serverless architecture work?

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    True serverless architecture doesn’t.

    It’s the computers that cause all the trouble after all.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    By using someone else’s computer.

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  • pelya@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When you open a serverless website in your browser, it becomes a regular app.

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  • antitomi@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Money.

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• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hey hey, no spoilers I haven’t gotten to see The Odyssey yet!

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• spontaneoushumancombustion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oops! It’s all fans!

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s OnlyFans!

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  • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If only.

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But it’s bladeless on the outside, and that’s what people care about.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s totaly worth the $300 price tag that the OG Dyson one has cost when it was new.

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  • HerbGrower@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So are regular fans then, the blades are inside a mesh

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ionic wind generators also exist. Cool to have a particle accelerator but not very strong and catches dust (that’s why they’re called “air purifiers”)

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• Teknikal@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Remember losing all interest in the entire Dyson company when I realised this myself.

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  • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I remember going to the local waste dump about two or so years after the Dyson vacuum cleaner came out and seeing a shit ton of them in a shipping container. As I was throwing my rubbish away I asked a worker why and got the reply that a specific part inside always breaks so they put them all together and a company collects them to fix up as resell.

    Which was a good thing to do, but I left there thinking, “yeah I’m not ever buying a Dyson anything.”
    I’ve not followed the company but it does seem that every time they bring out a product all they’ve done is reinvent the wheel and then marketed the shit out of it.

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• TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  (I thought this was going to be about the guy dressed in a toga trying to sneak two of his friends into a showing of The Odyssey by hiding them in a little Trojan horse. (Worked until the horse tipped over and the two friends fell out.))

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• antitomi@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I am not a fan.

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I always thought it was a rotating, wide rubber belt. Maybe with fins. Idk

  Surely that would work better. ?

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  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And don’t call me “Shirley.”

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I looked up the Dyson one and it uses a turbine rather than a fan, but it’s effectively the same concept. The spinny part is in the lower part.

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• AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Good luck creating one of those trendy diy air filters with a bladeless fan.

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• Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=062-tfptAcM

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