bryophile

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reproductive strategy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but as soon as he inserts his penisshovel she’s not a potential mate anymore?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reproductive strategy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  On potential mates? Meaning there’s dragonflies who do the scooping and then be like “never mind”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That would be petrifying⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ack ack ack!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's only Wednesday...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I read this in Krusty’s voice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only way this makes sense is if you think about the lack of autumn leaves nowadays because the leaves fall off because of draught before they can naturally do their autumn thing (as is now the case in Europe). A stable climate is worth money (gold).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sometimes nature is a tattle tale⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah I get what you mean now, I kept thinking which animals do not have eggs but do get twins…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sometimes nature is a tattle tale⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Eggs (in mammals)” as opposed to what other thing in other animal groups?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Escape Room Simulator…

  I’d be stuck in escape rooms forever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hopeposting⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes there are, do these stories not confirm Superman’s morality as a distinctly Western liberal/Judeo-Christian ideal of the virtuous individual standing above society and deciding what justice is?

  It has a typical “we’ll save the world and decide what’s best” type of American arrogance to it, doesn’t it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hopeposting⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah sounds kind of problematic to do whatever you think is good “no matter what the world tells you”.

  Morality is born from a collective. Typical American superheroes with their shallow ideals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Thanks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every breath you take contains mushroom sex spores anyway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wish⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eating seeds as a pastime activity…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I only agree with this line of reasoning because you would have to conclude that the USA has no culture besides Native American culture and immigrant culture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're ass stanks and you're mom should've had an abortion, Mr. Grinch⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The song can’t logically be the cause though… If the song was the cause for him to be like he is, there would not have been a reason for the song.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fappucino⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah apparently that makes it ok

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fappucino⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes most bosses suck. But do they need cum in their coffee is the question… It does not solve anything and it could be considered sexual harassment.

  I really get that a lot of people hate their bosses, that was not the issue… It is the feeding them their bodily fluids. Are you really defending this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fappucino⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe the situation isn’t as bad outside the US. I apologize, now go cum in your bosses coffee or something if that’s the solution to your problems

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fappucino⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No not angry, just amazed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fappucino⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  O yes, makes sense to assume this guy was in the right then. He seems pretty reasonable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fappucino⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  At what point were you still cheering for this guy exactly?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish our politicians were this interesting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So, not a shitpost. Or is it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like you’re a pear who grew up on an apple tree. You’re wondering why you fell so far off, while pears are so much sweeter than apples.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shameful display⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This post is also Shaneful isn’t it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not a single one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Science, language and logic are human made concepts too. It is not like science is uncovering universal truth that was already there, it is also mediated through human symbols just like economics. Even maths cannot be equated to universal facts. It only makes sense within our human symbology.

  I do agree economics is the least worthwhile of all sciences. But the meme is about nuclear reactors too and they are sciency?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta go sad!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Amazon benefits from workers who don’t get stressed out too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta go sad!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree with your rant, this kind of title is annoying.

  I do however also think that doing slow mindful walks will help against stress, so the implication that slow walking brings happiness is not a bad implication. Stressed out fast walking people really should try it. There’s no reason to be in a hurry all of the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta go sad!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe try that walking? It doesn’t have to hurt to walk slow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta go sad!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you able to meditate for more than a minute?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OG Console wars⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Plus chariot racing wasn’t even hippodrome exclusive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To honor his disabled son, his father made a tombstone of him rising from his wheelchair.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Such a shit shitpost, good job even failing at shitposting