Do these fine gentlemen look unhappy to you?
Gotta go sad!
Submitted 3 hours ago by OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ceenote@lemmy.world 52 minutes ago
taiyang@lemmy.world 43 minutes ago
Depending on how slow the people in front of me are, I’m also more homicidal! At least Sonic has a lethal spin dash for such occasions.
watson387@sopuli.xyz 2 hours ago
Yeah. We’re unhappy because your slow ass won’t get out of the way! XD
UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip 2 hours ago
starchylemming@lemmy.world 49 minutes ago
wow, this dude is everywhere!
RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
“People in a hurry are experiencing stress.”
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 1 hour ago
Honestly I’ve been very conscious of this lately as a fast walker and it turns out even when I’m in the best mood it’s just fucking painful to walk slow. I feel the same way driving slow in a car with a turbo — the car wants to move fast.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 hours ago
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Hmmm actually ☝️🤓 Sonic don’t walk fast, he runs fast.
Because he’s addicted to ~cocaine~
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 hour ago
He’s not addicted. He can quit anytime he wants. He just really loves doing it.
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 3 hours ago
The problem with being faster than light is that you only see darkness…
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Dam that’s deep
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 hour ago
This can’t be true although I only have anecdotal evidence to back up my claim.
It’s me. I’m unhappy and a very slow walker.
avg@lemmy.zip 52 minutes ago
Correlation does not imply causation, in this case it doesn’t mean that sad people walk fast. A few years ago there was a similar study that said that people that walked faster were healthier or something, the reality was that younger people walk faster, they also happen to be healthier than older people.
In this case, it’s entirely possible that younger people are fucking depressed due to the state of everything.
QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 2 hours ago
So, you’re telling me that if I just walk slower, I’ll be happier?
marcos@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Have you tried just walking slower?
LoonyLenny@lemdro.id 3 hours ago
Gotta pee!
WereCat@lemmy.world 27 minutes ago
True. Walking fast makes me very unhappy with all the slow walkers