Gotta go sad!
Submitted 1 month ago by OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 1 month ago
The light you see would be blue shifted because of the speed you’re going and become gamma rays for you. Radio waves would shift to visible light. So you would see radio.
If you would move that fast on the ground, you’d slam into air molecules at light speed, causing a huge shockwave like a continuous Hiroshima nuke going of. That would make you sad.
Dojan@pawb.social 1 month ago
If I were forced to see ABBA I’d welcome getting nuked.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Any moth expert wanna comment on that now that it’s moth month?
Gormadt@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
My god! Look at their form.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
He’s cheating! Look! There’s a hop, see! There’s another one!
kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 1 month ago
craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
–rant start–
I hate it I hate it such a shitty implication. This headline implies that walking fast makes you sad, but I’m willing to bet a lot that the study didn’t actually find such a causal connection.
My guess is that the causal link is stress here. Stressed people walk faster and are also sad.
So make the headline say “scientists say stressed people walk fast” or something because someone will try walking slowly in hopes of that bringing happiness
–rant end–
bryophile@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I agree with your rant, this kind of title is annoying.
I do however also think that doing slow mindful walks will help against stress, so the implication that slow walking brings happiness is not a bad implication. Stressed out fast walking people really should try it. There’s no reason to be in a hurry all of the time.
plyth@feddit.org 1 month ago
There’s no reason to be in a hurry all of the time.
Tell that to the Amazon warehouse workers.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
But the headline doesn’t imply a causal connection, it’s your own bias that does
I read it and immediately assumed it’s because stressed people walk faster
Wataba@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The tagline is still making a massive leap of logic to a clickbaity conclusion.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I didn’t even think about taking the title seriously but now that you say it, it does sound ridiculous. I wonder if it’s bait for people to come in explain causation (serious) to drum up engagement, or if it’s actually just dumb.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So much anger from the fast walkers.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 month ago
RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“People in a hurry are experiencing stress.”
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hmmm actually ☝️🤓 Sonic don’t walk fast, he runs fast.
Because he’s addicted to ~cocaine~
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 month ago
He’s not addicted. He can quit anytime he wants. He just really loves doing it.
fartographer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Frequently checks if the smell changed
Dojan@pawb.social 1 month ago
That’s reasonable. I’ve heard it’s really good.
WereCat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
True. Walking fast makes me very unhappy with all the slow walkers
d00ery@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Analyses for specific causes of death showed that participants with low walking speed had about a threefold increased risk of cardiovascular death.
Gormadt@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
If I walk fast enough I can outrun death
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Yeah I’m unhappy about all these slow mother fuckers that are always in my way.
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 1 month ago
The problem with being faster than light is that you only see darkness…
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dam that’s deep
Dotdashdot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Depression must be fast af then…
plyth@feddit.org 1 month ago
… unless you follow the light.
Saapas@piefed.zip 1 month ago
It used to be that when my girlfriend and I were walking, she would always be rushing me by walking much faster. After starting my current job, I’ve become the fast walker, always having to slow down for her.
Uhhh I’m not sure I like the implication of this is
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Idk I walk pretty fast and I’m pretty happy, aside from my crippling depression.
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Depending on how slow the people in front of me are, I’m also more homicidal! At least Sonic has a lethal spin dash for such occasions.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Some of y’all have never watched a 200kg / 440lb southern woman walk. She is not happy. And I’m not happy to be walking behind her.
Sabata11792@ani.social 1 month ago
Just travel with climbing gear.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 month ago
(insert your mom joke here)
Or really anything Bundy said in Married with Children while at work.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Never been to Africa so I wouldn’t know. Or do you mean South America or Australia?
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Southern US. Race doesn’t matter. White, black, brown or whatever. The walk is the same. Not many 200kg women in Africa.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 month ago
Saw this in the news a few days ago.
workerONE@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe cognitive decline makes you more happy
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 month ago
Seems to be working for you.
[if you’re going to hand me an opening like that, don’t get mad because I used it]
QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 1 month ago
So, you’re telling me that if I just walk slower, I’ll be happier?
marcos@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Have you tried just walking slower?
Dotdashdot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Got yelled at by the twat behind me, wouldn’t recommend.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Now I know why I walk fast
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Lemmy only accepts bespoke, artisanal, hand-crafted shitposts.
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 1 month ago
Honestly I’ve been very conscious of this lately as a fast walker and it turns out even when I’m in the best mood it’s just fucking painful to walk slow. I feel the same way driving slow in a car with a turbo — the car wants to move fast.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
But in sonic world, happy people run fast, sad people skate.
embed_me@programming.dev 1 month ago
Knowing me I’d just be aware I have dementia and remember nothing else, feeling like shit
LoonyLenny@lemdro.id 1 month ago
Gotta pee!
4grams@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tracks, I walk so fast it makes people upset with me. I just hate wasting time, why not get where you are going quickly. I’m also deeply unhappy.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 month ago
said… people content to be slow? Or… might these be… most kindly… and not shaming anyone… lazy assed bitches?
Lanske@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This must be. I always walk fast or even run and im sad as fuck
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 month ago
This can’t be true although I only have anecdotal evidence to back up my claim.
It’s me. I’m unhappy and a very slow walker.
avg@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Correlation does not imply causation, in this case it doesn’t mean that sad people walk fast. A few years ago there was a similar study that said that people that walked faster were healthier or something, the reality was that younger people walk faster, they also happen to be healthier than older people.
In this case, it’s entirely possible that younger people are fucking depressed due to the state of everything.
plyth@feddit.org 1 month ago
Have you measured? Maybe you walk fast, or you are happy …
JATtho@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Only until you are running so fast the runner’s high kicks in and you are in heaven.
Mountainaire@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve almost never felt that, sadly.
I guess I could remove the comma from there.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I’ve noticed anger makes me go faster when I’m walking or on the exercise bike
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So much anger from the fast walkers. Hmm.
watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Yeah. We’re unhappy because your slow ass won’t get out of the way! XD
UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip 1 month ago
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starchylemming@lemmy.world 1 month ago
wow, this dude is everywhere!
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
When I notice the person behind me catching up, I move to the side so they can pass
daggermoon@piefed.world 1 month ago
I do it without realizing it. I’m clumsy, awkward, and I really am unaware of my surroundings.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’re just mad because we’re in front.
watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Nah. It’s because you’re so proud to be an obstacle.