Doug
@Doug@piefed.social
average man by day, average man by night. / you get more points being on lemmy than you do on reddit / movie enthusiast / formerly /u/doug on reddit
- Comment on water sex is only appealing in theory cause in practice it’s dry af (oh the irony) 12 hours ago:
✅ = 👦🧒🤳📲
- Comment on water sex is only appealing in theory cause in practice it’s dry af (oh the irony) 12 hours ago:
✅ = 🥱👌👈😒
❌ = 😩🍑🍆😤 - Comment on 9 miles over the speed limit 4 days ago:
Anytime I’d make eye contact with a cop car I get pulled over.
I’ve learned it’s much easier to just release the caltrops and flip ‘em off if I see anything ski-rack-ish on top.
anyways g2g. court summons.
- Comment on is this dune? 6 days ago:
my worm, it’s attractedddddddddd! NNNNNNGH. SPICE MY DUNES.
- Comment on is this dune? 6 days ago:
Flow that spice right into my b-hole nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh
- Comment on The Meatstorm 1 week ago:
Don’t fuck this up for me, Sally.
- Comment on Suspicious 2 weeks ago:
It’s just a box that so happens to let you proceed if the string supplied in its field is your password. There’s no question mark involved so it’s not a question.
Dab on it, your honor.
- Comment on What would you call the genre of this song? It is common in a handful of indie games 3 weeks ago:
Instrumental trip-hop.
- Comment on *stares* 3 weeks ago:
me seeing the scraper dev tug off the card scanner after I’m done
- Comment on How much brainrot can you handle 4 weeks ago:
As long as it doesn’t make the employees’ day harder/they had a head’s up, then uhhh rock on 🤙
I had to stop so may “pranks” as an usher at the movie theater because they were too disruptive.
One guy came in and was cool about it, “what’s the deadest hour I can do something in your lobby? we won’t hurt anyone and just want to be silly.” and we let him; he just dressed up like a pigeon and pecked at popcorn people would spill, sometimes out of shock when they saw him.
This one looks pretty harmless/the employees were chill with it based on one of the being silly enough to try and kick ‘em.
- Comment on Ok... i need this. 4 weeks ago:
what a shitpost
- Comment on Little Surprise 🎥 1 month ago:
His brother did worse things than pot, he’d be fine with it.