water sex is only appealing in theory cause in practice it’s dry af (oh the irony)

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• FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Much like shower sex, all the lube gets washed away. Shower head is still top tier though.

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  • toynbee@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    An early Family Guy episode had a relevant quote:

    Why is everything that would be wet dry and everything that should be dry wet?!

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have had no issues in a pool, hot tub, or shower and cannot relate with these memes.

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    • FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      May your moisture forever be abundant & your fluids flow freely my friend🖖

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    • Redjard@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Might be a uniquely american meme for the mutilated circumcized?

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  • ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You just need silicone lube. You have to wash that off with soap. Works very nicely.

    Also a dream for shaving your nethers, as again it doesn’t wash off easily.

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    • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, exactly, silicon lube works for showers/underwater. It’ll still get washed away eventually, but it takes much longer, and still retains a fair bit of lubrication.

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  • macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You are supposed to use silicone lube, then it does not get washed away.

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    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A pool full of lube?

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So sex without passion is OK?

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  • Doug@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ✅ = 🥱👌👈😒
    ❌ = 😩🍑🍆😤

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m glad we were able to communicate the rules to the Tik-Tok generation.

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Angry sex can be pretty damn passio… dammit.

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re banned from the pool!

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just like the Bible intended blasphemer!

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• Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I know this is most likely a sign at a hotel, but I can’t stop thinking of like a YMCA or neighborhood pool having rooms just for fucking.

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  • gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This would be a more responsible use of my tax dollars than like half of what I read about in the news tbh

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The Village People were right, it is fun to stay there!

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• Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Use oil or silicone based lube, you’re welcome!

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• Lanusensei87@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s only human nature to do it in the forbidden area.

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “In the forbidden area” 🤭

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ive got a new game for shitpost hornyposts. I try and guess if its violet again.

  Im right like 9/10 times.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s not the reason for the sign though.

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• Poteau_Poutre@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sex is not necessarely penetration. 69 in a large shower is a bliss !

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s one way of staying hydrated

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• DantesFreezer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  @OP I see that exact sign at a hot springs community in soerraville! That’s neat.

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• Klear@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  *Sad Zerg noises*

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