Me: You want my help in haunting this conservative suburbia? Take my hand! Let me down there! It: Well it’s more nuanced than that, for one thing you die, Me: Bud I’m dead already. It: Very violently… Me: thanks for priming me! It: …fuck off. If you want it, it’s not as tasty. You gotta be afraid of me for this thing to work. Me: YOU FINICKY CHICKENSHIT!