They'll try to stop you. Don't let them.

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  If you’re not drinking 14 beers at Chili’s with me, I can only assume you’re drinking 14 beer at Chili’s against me.

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• Doug@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  To vomit in the salad bar, turn to page 172

  To vomit in the outdoor patio, turn to page 6

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• Guilvareux@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Why are three Ninjas attacking Bo Burnham?

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    He attacked their grandpa Mori

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Then head to Olive Garden to soothe your wounds with unlimited breadsticks

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s enough to make you think you’re fighting ninjas, when in reality you’re resisting arrest for drunk driving.

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• Ydna@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pause here and fast upon my Dip Trio

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This one cracks me up every time

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