Weird

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨30⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I tried to explain to my 23 year old grandson’s co-worker that we used to have to jack off to magazines and he had no idea what the word magazine meant. What a sad little wanker.

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• AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨43⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  the key is to not talk to people

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨55⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I’ve had a 40 year old body for like, 25 years. I’m not 40 yet.

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  • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Speaking as someone whose in their mid 40’s, no you don’t have a 40 year old body, you only think you do. When you actually get there you’ll realize how wrong you’ve been.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Trolling all my friends who were born before 9/11 by showing them clips from “Love, Actually” and talking about how easy it was to get through airport security.

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  • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    The pre 9/11 world was truly a different place. I used to cross the border into the states as a 15 year old to go to concerts with nothing but an old red and white Canadian health card that didn’t even have a picture on it.

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• DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨30⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  As a I went from kindergarten to high school I saw adults around me aging.

  To me, it looked as if they were gracefully descending a long staircase with dignity and elegance.

  I had the staircase part right, but sometimes you’re falling down the steps. Four of five flights at a time.

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Weird too to be 55 and physically feel 65 and emotionally feel 15 and have friends who are 35 to who will make me feel socially 25 until my practically guaranteed death at 75.

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• devaly@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I feel like 55 but my gf makes me feel like 13

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Thank you for your service Mr President

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