outdoor activities

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• username_1@programming.dev ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It could be 1 tube and worse positioning slide. So… all is fine.

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  • Doug@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well they’re not just gonna discard the extra tube.

    You want a genital tube, you’re gonna have to be happy with a butthole tube, or just one really long genital tube.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I like the way you think douh6

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  • DigDoug@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    worse positioning

    Yeah, it wouldn’t be as steep - therefore less fun

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean the ape dong slide and the Kong bunghole slide are both pretty bad, but if you enter through the mouth (or bobs) are they worse?

    Someone build a scale model so we can learn

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wish I had boba straw nipples.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t let your dreams stay dreams. You’ll just need an unethical unlicensed plastic surgeon and I take payment in cheese

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It could have been the arms. That would have worked.

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  • Doug@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah I’m trying to think how you would “fix” this. Maybe put a faux-building around the tubes so you’re sliding down a toppling skyscraper?

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    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      At the risk of sounding too woke, he doesn’t need fixing. He’s perfect the way he is.

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Grandma Kong was so embarrassed. Kids just didn’t understand that gravity affects us all differently.

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Once so mighty, but now undergoing a difficult retirement.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Activititties

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  • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hahahahahahahaha

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Titty Kong

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  • Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s how my brain chose to read this

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was beauty complications from tiddy slide surgery killed the beast.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Those slides make them look like extendotitties

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• TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You can milk slide down anything with nipples.

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• Doug@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kong Ko-Ko Kong Ko-Kong Ko-Kong Titty Titty (repeat)

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• JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Awoooogus!

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