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- Comment on 1 week ago:
cat: but… but… as an employee it was me who should be humiliating!
- Comment on I recently got into using my artistic skill to decorate various fruits. This is my latest effort using a pear 1 week ago:
Pornopear.
- Comment on Haiku 2 weeks ago:
Katana? Nah, that’s just a handle.
- Comment on Cant order new shiny things 2 weeks ago:
(unzips): Oh, shiny things…
- Comment on Gold 2 weeks ago:
Can we send Putin, Trump and a bunch of African tyrants (whatever their names are) there? I bet they would be glad.
- Comment on Durian supremacy 2 weeks ago:
So what? Who knows what they mean by that “°C”. Maybe it is “Omerika Cool” or something.
- Comment on Durian supremacy 2 weeks ago:
Are those some American temperature units? Where 1589 degrees is the temperature of a durian fruit after sitting in monkey’s ass for the time that 7 mildly-hungry farmers need to eat 12 hamburgers.
- Comment on Fr Fr no cap on God 2 weeks ago:
What a woke shitpost!
- Comment on Before/beforer 2 weeks ago:
I know Toggle Button, Check Button, Disabled Button… Never heard about Benjamin Button, sorry.
- Comment on Before/beforer 2 weeks ago:
Or you can watch them in the reverse order, that’ll give you what you wanted in the first place.
- Comment on I got 99 problems 3 weeks ago:
And here we are, already in the moment when nobody even dare to ask to provide a text data in a text form.
- Comment on systemd 3 weeks ago:
RMS: GNU-Linux/Systemd!
- Comment on if not fren why fren....nvm 3 weeks ago:
Dark doggodeorath of Doom.
- Comment on My new and improved privacy stack 3 weeks ago:
You’re stacked alright…
- Comment on Its a circus and we're the clowns 3 weeks ago:
There are no resumes in Ba-Sing-Se.
- Comment on try out my AI agent bro, it'll change your life bro, I swear... 3 weeks ago:
California gold rush
That was 200 years ago, though… Is it still some viral local joke?
- Comment on try out my AI agent bro, it'll change your life bro, I swear... 3 weeks ago:
What is the connection between San Francisco and shovels?
- Comment on I stil don't know why they thought it was ok to be this on saturday morning cartoons for young kids to watch back on the day. Ren and Stimpy 3 weeks ago:
Because it was ok. People were mentally healthier. Socially wiser. Less hysterical.
People are still that way outside the US, Russia and Afghanistan.
- Comment on Country singer Mark Chesnutt says alcoholism 'almost killed' him, admits he drank a handle of vodka a day 5 weeks ago:
A handle of liquor is a 1.75 L bottle of liquor.
The guy is lying.
- Comment on Why are Steam games priced unfairly in Euros indifferent to where one resides? 5 weeks ago:
Maybe just bying Brazilian keys is better than abusing Brazilians?
- Comment on Why are Steam games priced unfairly in Euros indifferent to where one resides? 5 weeks ago:
Because that intricate subdivision you want would cost more than it might bring money because of more sales.
- Comment on Why is the US so into Israel? 5 weeks ago:
No idea, actually. Maybe a percentage of Jews in the USA’s governmental institutions?
- Comment on My shopping list: Coal 5 weeks ago:
Coal is almost pure carboneum. Ideal for burning and almost impossible to… unburn :)
- Comment on My shopping list: Coal 5 weeks ago:
Do you prefer boiled or fried coal?
- Comment on outdoor activities 5 weeks ago:
It could be 1 tube and worse positioning slide. So… all is fine.
- Comment on 3.9% APR 1 month ago:
Is there something wrong with this car? Looks normal as for me…
- Comment on Pineapple on pizza? No thanks. Meet the chefs bringing the real Italy to the UK 1 month ago:
“You’re doing it wrong” in most cases just points that this can be done better. But of course there are a set of people who will insist on their ineffective ways just because they’re too proud to admit their mistakes.
- Comment on pretty far from OK 1 month ago:
Looks Oklahomy enough…
- Comment on My Country music collection 1 month ago:
Does she wear an Imperial uniform from Star Wars?
- Comment on Dead inside 1 month ago:
Stop standing there like a… Do something already!