Dead inside

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh this one is real bad. Fantastic.

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  • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Especially with the color choice. To me blue indicates it’s the cool thing to do, while red equates to “stop, don’t do this.” Yet the “only” thing you’re supposed to do (whichever one one it actually is) is printed in the red background. WTF were they thinking?

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      And yet they still probably get all smug and call people dumbasses when they do the wrong thing…

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• wioum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  50/50

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Nobody knows what’s beyond the Door of Ambiguity (if that’s even the real one).

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  • Klear@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There’s a guard in front of it and you can ask him a single question.

    He always says random bullshit.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Finally, a use for LLMs

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  • Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Probably a cat.

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  • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There goes that heroic duo again!

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The voice actor for Ace should have some free time soon, maybe they can bring him back to do some more of those.

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• Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is brilliant! You can put it on either side of the door, then when someone says it’s incorrect you just tell them they read it wrong.

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Thanks bastards incorporated!

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• reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  !nosafetysmokingfirst@sh.itjust.works

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Thank you for these!

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It would be hilarious if it were a fake door.

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• NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This would be the best sign for a sliding door.

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  • Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Or a two-way swinging door.

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    • jimmux@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Or a sealed window.

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• jlow@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This has to be on purpose? There’s no way they weren’t trolling with this one

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• Shellbeach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Find the answer to the prompt “what is it like dating me”

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• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  When you’re looking for a sign from the universe on what your should do next…

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• BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Donald A. Norman would be rolling over in his grave seeing this, if he were dead.

  The term Norman door was coined after him and his writing on affordances.

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• username_1@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Stop standing there like a… Do something already!

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• Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is one of those doors that bike locks are made for. Guess what your closed.

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Why does this take me back to learning about homomorphisms and category theory?

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• ddplf@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ah yes, the push&pull technique

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• wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Don’t only, pull push? 🧐

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