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- Comment on Time to chop wood 3 days ago:
I still have checkbooks with the 19__ prefix printed to make it easier to write the year!
- Comment on BROTHER 1 week ago:
“why is it inside out?”
- Comment on Wish there was a toggle for it like there is on phones 1 week ago:
COBOL is an old language Internet to make programs look a bit like English descriptions of what was needed.
I don’t really know it, but your code reminded me of the idea of it.
Don’t worry if your code is incorrect, just make random changes until you hit on something that no longer results in errors :)
- Comment on Wish there was a toggle for it like there is on phones 1 week ago:
What is this? Some sort of COBOL or something.
- Comment on Historical Map 3 weeks ago:
You say potato, I say tomato.
- Comment on Japan appears to be confused about Christmas 3 weeks ago:
The same idea is part of the background of this live-action stop motion (yes really) movie.
- Comment on Feds released close up pic of the drones! 4 weeks ago:
Some people posted video of “unknown light in the sky” a few times, which happens regularly, but somehow it caught enough attention that everyone started looking at the sky.
It turns out that many people do not recognize a plane, or Venus, or a SpaceX launch, or a Chinese lantern, or whatever because now they’ve been led to expect to see something mysterious.
Debunker Mick West posted on YouTube showing how one famous video actually showed lights on a hillside, by lining up the image with Google Street view.
A few sightings do seem unusual, but many are just flashing lights moving over cities that happen to have busy airports.
- Comment on Have an avocado. 1 month ago:
- “Avocado?”
- “Don’t mind if I do!”
- Comment on "I have an story/fanfiction idea ruminating my mind for a long time. I wish I could write it " 1 month ago:
It’s on the list somewhere I think
- Comment on Where is he?! 1 month ago:
Get a move on! It could be yards away by now.
- Comment on Im flyinf to the USA from england 2 months ago:
Well, I hope this thread has also put you off being a pedestrian.
- Comment on Im flyinf to the USA from england 2 months ago:
I noticed! That’s why my reply became a semi-crazed random stream of consciousness.
- Comment on Im flyinf to the USA from england 2 months ago:
On the reality show The Amazing Race, it’s never the rock climbing or skiing or skydiving that holds back the teams. It’s driving the manual rental car from the airport.
I drive manual in the UK but have never tried a left-hand-drive manual car, I’d probably keep hitting the door with my left hand.
- Comment on Im flyinf to the USA from england 2 months ago:
Only part of it.
There was a successful ad campaign based on how many people in the UK find it repulsive.
- Comment on Im flyinf to the USA from england 2 months ago:
You can buy marmite in many stores in my area (LA).
Customs maybe be unhappy at bringing in food.
- Comment on Im flyinf to the USA from england 2 months ago:
Don’t try to bring food. I’ve seen people stopped for smuggling meat. You’re probably okay with packaged sweets or chocolate, but you should declare it.
Don’t be fooled into thinking you can get tea if you see it offered. It may be some strange flavour, or very weak, or iced, or all three. And it will be hard to explain that you want milk and sugar with it.
Biscuits are good enough, but chocolate is rough.
And, of course, a “biscuit” will mean a type of savory scone.
If your shop, at most stores they will pack shopping bags for you and are a little shocked and overly grateful if you do it yourself.
Be prepared to tip in many circumstances (but not, oddly enough, for having your groceries packed).
Be prepared to be asked about football, the Beatles, the Queen, maybe even the King.
Don’t be offended is someone attempts to do a British accent at you, it’s meant as a friendly greeting.
If driving:
Four-way stops are like roundabouts without the roundabout. But with stop signs.
Pedestrians are not expected to look out for traffic, but are not allowed to just cross anywhere. So it balances out.
Someone has stolen the clutch pedals from all the cars.
- Comment on Don't ask if its level 2 months ago:
How did they get it to be so perfectly vertical?
- Comment on She must be unhinged 2 months ago:
Are you sure that you’re remembering this right?
I find it hard to believe that the newspaper didn’t come up with a headline based on calling her “Cinders”.
- Comment on He’s going to erase half of the tristate area 2 months ago:
Making it the one-and-a-half state area?
- Comment on Click here? 2 months ago:
A few days ago I almost tried to pause my ebook reader before putting it down.
- Comment on Honey 2 months ago:
Someone once told me “meat is murder, but fish is justifiable homicide”. I hope that helps.
- Comment on The internet, every October 2 months ago:
Back at school in the UK, in the 70s, I read a book about traditions from around the world. It included a description of trick-or-treating as part of the “what people do in other countries” theme. We would put candles in turnips in that era.
In the 90s I had some kids at the door in costume but who got confused and said “penny for the guy”. Or maybe it was the other way around (they had a guy but said trick or treat).
- Comment on This is not fine 2 months ago:
That’s that song about the “Space Monkey Mafia” isn’t it.
NASA’s biggest cover-up.
- Comment on The internet, every October 2 months ago:
But in the US it’s a major event that’s ALL of October now. It’s a whole other level. Walk into CVS or Walgreens (equivalent of Boots) and there’s a wall of Halloween merch right inside the entrance.
Or maybe the UK is the same now? After all, it has Black Friday sales.
- Comment on I'll get to the real projects!...eventually 3 months ago:
I just realized how easy it is to receive satellite transmissions after reading how I could get the ISS repeater using a handheld radio. I’m going to look into using the RTL-SDR to decode signals.
- Comment on Imma writer... 🧐 3 months ago:
Fanfic is exactly what it was, or at least, how it started.
businessinsider.com/fifty-shades-of-grey-started-…
Maybe you mean that it got worse when it was changed to be original characters!
- Comment on I like this fox news a lot better than the tv one 3 months ago:
- Comment on Mike 3 months ago:
I don’t see it on the store any more, but this is originally by Jim
- Comment on More trustworthy than what's currently on the road 3 months ago:
It can lie about it’s own emissions levels!
- Comment on How did people poop before smartphones were invented? 3 months ago:
Teletype with an acoustic coupler. You place the handset into the rubber cups that block out the sound, so that the modem noises were clear through the phone line.
The perforations in modern toilet paper are an homage to the holes in the punched tape used to feed the teletype pre-recorded instructions.