Can I just use my thumb?

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• Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You don’t say?

  Also, why is getting a doctor step 6?

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  • Suffa@lemmy.wtf ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So you have time to violate them anally of course.

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  • bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why isn’t step 1 disconnecting them from the electricity?

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  • naeap@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think, don’t pouring anything down the patients throat should be pretty much a given, when he hasn’t breathing

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.

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    • DoubleSpace@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Jimmy says his cousin used a Red Bull at a party he was at where some dude stopped breathing and it worked

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  • Oneser@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not sure if /s, but this could be from a time before phones were widely available and getting a doctor meant leaving the victim for a substantial amount of time.

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• Cort@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  At least they put step 4 after step 2

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• nectar45@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Step 1: finger them till they cum”

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• chromeleon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I swear, officer, I was trying to save his life!”

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ll just get the doctor and let them jam their fingers in your ass. Should be entertaining to watch.

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• Naich@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anyone know a good way to fake electrocution?

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