At least they put step 4 after step 2
Can I just use my thumb?
Submitted 1 week ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Cort@lemmy.world 1 week ago
nectar45@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
“Step 1: finger them till they cum”
chromeleon@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“I swear, officer, I was trying to save his life!”
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
I’ll just get the doctor and let them jam their fingers in your ass. Should be entertaining to watch.
Naich@lemmings.world 1 week ago
Anyone know a good way to fake electrocution?
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 1 week ago
You don’t say?
Also, why is getting a doctor step 6?
Suffa@lemmy.wtf 1 week ago
So you have time to violate them anally of course.
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Why isn’t step 1 disconnecting them from the electricity?
naeap@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
I think, don’t pouring anything down the patients throat should be pretty much a given, when he hasn’t breathing
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
So I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.
DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Jimmy says his cousin used a Red Bull at a party he was at where some dude stopped breathing and it worked
Oneser@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Not sure if /s, but this could be from a time before phones were widely available and getting a doctor meant leaving the victim for a substantial amount of time.