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Can I just use my thumb?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You don’t say?

    Also, why is getting a doctor step 6?

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    • Suffa@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      So you have time to violate them anally of course.

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    • bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Why isn’t step 1 disconnecting them from the electricity?

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    • naeap@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I think, don’t pouring anything down the patients throat should be pretty much a given, when he hasn’t breathing

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      • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        So I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.

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      • DoubleSpace@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Jimmy says his cousin used a Red Bull at a party he was at where some dude stopped breathing and it worked

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    • Oneser@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Not sure if /s, but this could be from a time before phones were widely available and getting a doctor meant leaving the victim for a substantial amount of time.

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  • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    At least they put step 4 after step 2

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  • nectar45@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “Step 1: finger them till they cum”

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  • chromeleon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “I swear, officer, I was trying to save his life!”

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’ll just get the doctor and let them jam their fingers in your ass. Should be entertaining to watch.

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  • Naich@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Anyone know a good way to fake electrocution?

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