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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨GreenDust@lemmings.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The not-compressed-to-death version of the pic was ever funnier, because you could see the emotional nuances on her face.

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    • GreenDust@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Source: www.tiktok.com/@paulalmao/…/6928471963815988485

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      • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        She hardly looks like 52.

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    • U7826391786239@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      when you react to people who are laughing at you, all you’re doing is confirming to them that their opinion matters to you. which is exactly what they wanted

      this clip is trying to say “i don’t care,” but its existence alone says “i deeply care”

      it’s insane how “don’t feed the trolls” is such a ubiquitous and also ignored thing over the last many years

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      • GreenDust@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        this clip is trying to say “i don’t care,” but its existence alone says “i deeply care”

        The setup makes you expect “i don’t care,” but then the punchline is actually “i deeply care”. The joke here is the subversion of expectations.

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      • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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      • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This sounds like something a third grader teacher would say just to defuse conflicts

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      • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Uh… relevance?

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe if you used the metric system you wouldn’t be in an argument in the first place, avoiding this whole situation.

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    • GreenDust@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Their argument was about the optimal date format to use.

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      • ne0phyte@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What’s there to discuss about ISO 8601?

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      • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Easy. YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM(:SS)

        Anything else in inferior.

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Real units please.

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    • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The bf & gf are 1.222x10^35 and 9.842×10^34 planck lengths, respectively.

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      • probablymissing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        god, i hate the metric system. how much is that in hours?

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      • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Too real.

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    • geissi@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They’re both about 0 AU, so I don’t really see the problem.

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    • krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      She was as tall as a 7 year old Norwegian pine sapling exposed to ideal soil and water conditions and he was as tall as a female giraffe’s asshole.

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      About 192cm vs 155cm

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    • danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      1/46 and 1/58 of an american football field?

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    • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      These are real units.
      One is 6 minutes, 5 seconds and the other is 5 minutes, 2 seconds.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He’s very tall and she’s pretty short, both with regards to average for their gender.

      Tap for spoiler

      6’5" is about 1.95m 5’2" is about 1.52m

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      • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You know, I have always used feet to measure height, but somehow seeing the difference in meters is significantly more eye opening as to just how insanely different those heights are.

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He is 19.5 hands tall. She is 15.5 hands tall.

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      • 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’d say he’s about 0.0864 of a brontosaurus.

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    • BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      She was 8 bananas, he was 10.

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    • Soulg@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Google it

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Okay, he was 6’5" and she was 5’2".

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      • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy

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    • CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Use your superior education that you got in your non-US country and do the math. Yeah the units are stupid and Americans are uneducated. But we can at least do the conversions.

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      • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        But we can at least do the conversions.

        And he usually doesn’t need to, since the civilised word is using metric system.

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      • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’ve gone on this tirade plenty of times, but inches aren’t stupid. 12 inches to a foot makes a lot of sense for problems we’ve had to solve for millennia, because it’s 3 times a power of two. For things like woodoworking it actually makes more sense than the metric system.

        “But 10 deciliters in a liter” Using a tape measure, mark out 1/3rd of the thickness of a standard 19mm sheet of plywood. I’ll be over here doing the same with 3/4" plywood by marking at 1/4".

        Maybe we shouldn’t be selling Europe any weapons that work.

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    • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      he was 1/5th taller

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    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I can’t count past ten either. Little help!

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  • carrylex@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • mlg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      PAF looking at the Rafales in the background:

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Freedom Units™

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      • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You guys lost your privilege to use that word.

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      • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You guys lost your privilege to use that word.

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      • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You guys lost your privilege to use that word.

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s the points you get when traveling by plane.

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  • agent_nycto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I once caught a goblin on camera stealing my socks and yelled at it and this was the exact face and pose it gave me

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    • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      pics or it didnt happen

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      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        lemmings.world/…/877e0fca-3d46-4054-88ac-6bdfe1af…

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  • 33550336@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You look like you are in top 3 creatures in the Universe most deserving a hug

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That pic is ooooold.

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m 6’3"…I’ve seen a lot of dandruff.

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    • Echolynx@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m very short. You smell so many unwashed asses and pits going up stairs or standing in crowded trains.

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  • coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s brutal lol.

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  • doug@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well the angle up at my face isn’t much better (( )-:

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    • GreenDust@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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      • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I wonder if posting the puke emoji here would get me banned.

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Looks like gag-reflex girl. Hang on, let me look for something with her in it…

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  • blady_blah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My wife’s 4’9" and I’m 6 ft and this is never the view I see. That Delta height is exactly the same as what the op height differences is. If I’m looking down and she’s looking up our faces are only about a foot apart. Op’s picture makes it look like it’s 2 ft or more.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I agree. I’m 6’ 3" and my wife is 4’ 1" and this is total bullshit. though, to be fair, I’m usually cowering beneath her.

      short Latina’s are some scary mofos yo.

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just two fingers in the nostrils

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why do men date women that’s like height of a children to them?

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    • GreenDust@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are short women supposed to date children or something?

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      • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Short men: 🥺

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      • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Huh? My comment literally says the opposite - asking why you do that. There are similar height people for everyone, dating someone that’s nearly two times your height just borderline seems like a fetish

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    • blinfabian@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ah yes, children and short women are the same. much science 🧪🐈

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      • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Right, because “height of a children” means children

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      the average height for women is 5’5 lol

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    • Demdaru@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Love is blind. Don’t wedge yourslef inbetween folk who are happily together and are living normal lives. I know a guy that is more than a head taller than his partner, and they are happily together. Heck, it’s she that is more dominant in their partnership xD

      Is such height diff a reason to pay more attention? Maybe. But outright assuming something is wrong just because you’ve got a gut feeling is foul.

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      C/opisafuckingidiot

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      • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Elaborate

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    • feminisnuss@lemmy.duckpond.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      First of all, “midget” is a slur that shouldn’t be used to describe people with dwarfism and second of all, are you saying that it’s creepy for grown adults to be in a relationship just because one of them has a genetic mutation or happens to be really short? Are little people only supposed to date other little people or is there some magic number where you just become creepy?

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Hello! Fuck you and fuck your improvements!

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Anime eyes

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    was was

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