The chair

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• Sl00k@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Someone get her to Congress

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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  • contrapunctus@lemmy.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I didn’t even understand the joke until I saw this 😅

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    • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s, that’s chaos theory.

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• Dragomus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A few weeks later she finds a note in her kitchen… “you are not alone”.

  The next week a note on the fridge reads “They are watching you”.

  Two days later an angrily scribbled note is found on the stairs “do not sell them your chairs!”

  More notes randomly appear, sometimes in familiar handwriting other times in a wild angry scribble … “they are here at night” … “they are fondling your chairs in the darkness” … “I told you not to make a deal” … “you and your chairs will suffer”.

  A week later Lorette Grace is admitted into hospital with severe CO poisoning.

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah, ive also noticed that you can’t enclose content in parentheses and then use carets to raise the whole thing. Bummer.

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    • Dragomus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Interesting, it reads fine as small print on the Jerboa client.

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  • vrek@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Never read that thread on r/askalawyer… Or did I?

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    • Dragomus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Close, a story like it is/was a classic on reddit, person started receiving/finding anonymous notes that over a few months spiraled downward…

      Wish I had saved it or wrote down the title, was a fun read.

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• Lemmist@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sometimes I also ask myself questions. Like what have I done with my life. Never about the chairs I never had for sale though…

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  • libra00@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And you may ask yourself “How do I work this?” And you may ask yourself “Where is that large automobile?” And you may tell yourself “This is not my beautiful house!” And you may tell yourself “This is not my beautiful wife!”

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• solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  its like getting text messages from that friend you don’t remember making when you were blackout drunk last night

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  • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    hey, the same shit happens to me! i thought i was the only one…

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• libra00@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is that… is that woman replying to herself more than a month later?

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  • Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Could be multiple years even…

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    • libra00@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Heh, fair.

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• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oblivion NPC gets stuck in a loop. Next message is bound to be “I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you”

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• Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  ORDER CORN

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• xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Clear sign of a confusing interface.

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• sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  She should break in and steal her chairs, and then call the cops on herself.

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• Spoilt@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Of course i know her

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Did she ever get some chairs?

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• killeronthecorner@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is what Split was based on

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• uniquethrowagay@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ed Balls

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Imagine 20 years from now you find a post on an old thread and reply to yourself, not remembering the dumbass random throwaway username you used to post the thing you’re replying to?

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