The chair
Submitted 2 months ago by genfood@feddit.org to [deleted]
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ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
contrapunctus@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
I didn’t even understand the joke until I saw this 😅
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That’s, that’s chaos theory.
Dragomus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A few weeks later she finds a note in her kitchen… “you are not alone”.
The next week a note on the fridge reads “They are watching you”.
Two days later an angrily scribbled note is found on the stairs “do not sell them your chairs!”
More notes randomly appear, sometimes in familiar handwriting other times in a wild angry scribble … “they are here at night” … “they are fondling your chairs in the darkness” … “I told you not to make a deal” … “you and your chairs will suffer”.
A week later Lorette Grace is admitted into hospital with severe CO poisoning.
Mac@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Yeah, ive also noticed that you can’t enclose content in parentheses and then use carets to raise the whole thing. Bummer.
Dragomus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Interesting, it reads fine as small print on the Jerboa client.
vrek@programming.dev 2 months ago
Never read that thread on r/askalawyer… Or did I?
Dragomus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Close, a story like it is/was a classic on reddit, person started receiving/finding anonymous notes that over a few months spiraled downward…
Wish I had saved it or wrote down the title, was a fun read.
Lemmist@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Sometimes I also ask myself questions. Like what have I done with my life. Never about the chairs I never had for sale though…
libra00@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And you may ask yourself “How do I work this?” And you may ask yourself “Where is that large automobile?” And you may tell yourself “This is not my beautiful house!” And you may tell yourself “This is not my beautiful wife!”
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
its like getting text messages from that friend you don’t remember making when you were blackout drunk last night
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
hey, the same shit happens to me! i thought i was the only one…
libra00@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is that… is that woman replying to herself more than a month later?
Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Could be multiple years even…
libra00@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Heh, fair.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Oblivion NPC gets stuck in a loop. Next message is bound to be “I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you”
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ORDER CORN
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
She should break in and steal her chairs, and then call the cops on herself.
Spoilt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Of course i know her
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Did she ever get some chairs?
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Clear sign of a confusing interface.
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is what Split was based on
uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 2 months ago
Ed Balls
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Imagine 20 years from now you find a post on an old thread and reply to yourself, not remembering the dumbass random throwaway username you used to post the thing you’re replying to?
Korne127@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fun fact: This literally happened to me when I was 11 or 12 in a web forum about a game. I posted once about a problem I had, and then a year later I had the same problem again and replied something like “Oh yeah, I have the same problem” without anyone else commenting xD
Sl00k@programming.dev 2 months ago
Someone get her to Congress