The chair
Submitted 10 months ago by genfood@feddit.org to [deleted]
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ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
contrapunctus@lemmy.cafe 10 months ago
I didn’t even understand the joke until I saw this 😅
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
That’s, that’s chaos theory.
Dragomus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A few weeks later she finds a note in her kitchen… “you are not alone”.
The next week a note on the fridge reads “They are watching you”.
Two days later an angrily scribbled note is found on the stairs “do not sell them your chairs!”
More notes randomly appear, sometimes in familiar handwriting other times in a wild angry scribble … “they are here at night” … “they are fondling your chairs in the darkness” … “I told you not to make a deal” … “you and your chairs will suffer”.
A week later Lorette Grace is admitted into hospital with severe CO poisoning.
Mac@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Yeah, ive also noticed that you can’t enclose content in parentheses and then use carets to raise the whole thing. Bummer.
Dragomus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Interesting, it reads fine as small print on the Jerboa client.
vrek@programming.dev 10 months ago
Never read that thread on r/askalawyer… Or did I?
Dragomus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Close, a story like it is/was a classic on reddit, person started receiving/finding anonymous notes that over a few months spiraled downward…
Wish I had saved it or wrote down the title, was a fun read.
Lemmist@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Sometimes I also ask myself questions. Like what have I done with my life. Never about the chairs I never had for sale though…
libra00@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And you may ask yourself “How do I work this?” And you may ask yourself “Where is that large automobile?” And you may tell yourself “This is not my beautiful house!” And you may tell yourself “This is not my beautiful wife!”
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
its like getting text messages from that friend you don’t remember making when you were blackout drunk last night
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
hey, the same shit happens to me! i thought i was the only one…
libra00@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is that… is that woman replying to herself more than a month later?
Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Could be multiple years even…
libra00@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Heh, fair.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Oblivion NPC gets stuck in a loop. Next message is bound to be “I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you”
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ORDER CORN
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
She should break in and steal her chairs, and then call the cops on herself.
Spoilt@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Of course i know her
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Did she ever get some chairs?
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Clear sign of a confusing interface.
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is what Split was based on
uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 10 months ago
Ed Balls
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Imagine 20 years from now you find a post on an old thread and reply to yourself, not remembering the dumbass random throwaway username you used to post the thing you’re replying to?
Korne127@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fun fact: This literally happened to me when I was 11 or 12 in a web forum about a game. I posted once about a problem I had, and then a year later I had the same problem again and replied something like “Oh yeah, I have the same problem” without anyone else commenting xD
Sl00k@programming.dev 10 months ago
Someone get her to Congress