Submitted 3 months ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to memes@sopuli.xyz
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They are into something…
What about a Pokemon dating app? Like, you fill a quizz that gives you the type of Pokemon you are (with stats and all) and you have to match with the person that is most compatible to you. If everything goes well, you two have a new baby pokemon to take care.
It’s so stupid that it could somehow works.
That’s just flurries with less steps
declining birthrate is a solution
God I hope they come out with this, I’m married so you know.
It’s all fun and games until some guy from the gym comes to battle you
Pokemon Sex is too on the nose and not suitable for all ages, sooo…
Pokemon Mate sounds friendly enough to be marketable as an app.
Pokemon Breeder.
You can only hatch your own pokemon eggs if you and your partner wear a little tracker for your heart rate and movement.
You get an XP bonus or Stat Booster for each Poké Pregnancy Test you take.
Positive Poké Pregnancy Tests give double bonuses.
But on the nose is how I like it.
Featuring Ditto and Vaporeon?
Mr. Mime and Ash’s mom
We’re two lines into the Pokémon Breeding Rap already
Machoke me daddy.
What do you think Brock was all about? They were implanting that shit back in the beginning.
Breading season was a cool game
Pokémon Join Your Union when?
lvxferre@mander.xyz 3 months ago
Pokémon Breeding it is!
…fuck, time to buy a new bike.
vrek@programming.dev 3 months ago
Fuck tine. … To buy a new biiemmm
reksas@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
pokemon abridged’s brock approves this
lvxferre@mander.xyz 3 months ago
Should we be happy for his mons, or worried about Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny? (Both.)