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• KraeuterRoy@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Now do a real life Tomacco!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    fun fact, nicotine is produced in the roots. a dude in lake oswego oregon made tomacco in 2003. you graft a tomato plant onto some tobacco roots. you can also use tomato roots with tobacco grafted on to get tobacco without nicotine.

    granted, I read about this over a decade ago so some details may be fuzzy

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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Tooommmmacccooooo!!!

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  • muhyb@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This reminded me the tomeato episode of DIlbert.

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• AppleTea@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  …the coca plant could already do that…?

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  • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Tobacco is a hardier plant that can be grown in more places than coca AFAIK.

    Now you can support your community with locally grown and cultivated cocaine, instead of relying on imports. Lmao

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    • lolrightythen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I bet traffickers are gonna be real busy smuggling legal (pre-smuggled) items because of these tarrifs.

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    • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Fair Trade Coke

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    • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      And tobacco is Not AS suspicious as coca

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  • Xatolos@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Tobacco is easier to grow in more places. This makes it easier to grow and produce medical grade cocaine.

    www.medicinenet.com/cocaine/article.htm

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I invite you to try to grow coca plants in your backyard. You will not succeed, for several reasons…

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• Geodad@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You can modify tobacco plants to produce a wide variety of pharmaceuticals. It’s a very versatile plant. Last I knew, the University of Kentucky had a large field of various strains of experimental tobacco plants on their research farm.

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They better call them wacky tabacky

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’m still on the tomacco train

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• DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I feel like we already had a plant for this

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  • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    But maybe this’ll grow in more regions, breaking up the bloody monopoly, making coke more ethical

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    • BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      “Are you holding?” “Yeah, I’ve got A+ grade pure Colombian here.” “Yeeeaaahhh, I don’t wanna be ‘that guy’ but do you have any ethical coke?”

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    • GiraffeNeckInKnot@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I was scrolling down and looking at tv show, leaving my mouse idling and this pop up ‘more’ align perfectly with your ‘more’ word in the sentence.

      Image

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I wonder if you’d get the numbing effect of cocaine when smoking the leaves like tobacco

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  • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No, smoking cocaine (aka cocaine hydrochloride) does not do much unless you first chemically “free the base” (aka crack cocaine).

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    • chaogomu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Fun fact, “free base” is the origin of the of the term “based”.

      Originally it was not a good thing.

      Language changes, so now based is fucking rad. And rad is not a term used by anyone.

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Can confirm. I was once given a cocaine cigarette without my knowledge and it did have enough of a stimulant effect for me to notice something was off (though I was expecting a spliff, so it was easier to realize that it was having the opposite effect), but I absolutely did not get any kind of high.

      It was mostly just increased heart rate and anxiety with a little nausea, like being overcaffeinated.

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    • x00z@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Depending on the dose it could still do some stuff. Just like sniffing freebase cocaine can also give a tiny bit of effect.

      Not that one should be doing that.

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• Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Now do yeast

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• latenightnoir@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I knew smoking’d pay off if I just kept at it! (kidding)

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• mycelium_underground@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The gene sequence is public knowledge, published in academic papers. You can buy everything including the custom sequence to do the CRISPR process online.

  Just saying.

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  • stevedice@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You can also just buy coca seeds. The magic powder is still quite a few steps away from that.

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• letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I do not approve this message.

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  • nectar45@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes you do

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yeah, people won’t stop talking when they’re coked up.

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• SplashJackson@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Tilsonburg? My back still aches when I hear that word.

  But I can’t feel my face

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