DaCrazyJamez

@DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petrichor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This, of course, was summarized most eloquently at the zenith of human evoloution: the 1982 hit single by Toto clearly stating, “I bless the rains down in Africa.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Before buying this printer, I made a quick search to confirm that it has wifi connectivity... (the algorithm lied to me)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Stated rather harshly, but accurate nonetheless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI slop animal abuse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I see the error here: this method will stop new cat pee odors from occurring, however, it is ineffective at removing existing ones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Send...help...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A true historical reference

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5 days with new phone number - 84 spam calls⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Im not exactly sure the mechanics of it, but when a new number is activated (or a number changes carriers, etc) it pings some database that spammers have access to, and know that that number is live. Ive had it happen every time ive hanged carriers or set up a phone for someone. Dies down to normal levels in a couple months.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50% survival rate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bottom 50%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dress Codes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is Lemmy, we dont get cake, we get beans…

  Happy bean day!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Order in⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone who lives in Ohio, I can sadly say that despite several attempts and filing complaints, doordash has refused to deliver me a single cat, and has since suspended my account.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Balls⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The games introduce the portal gun as a prototype, and aperture falls apart without any indication it was ever anything but

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Balls⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, I don’t think they ever actually sold any of the portal guns…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Civilization 7 dev on Ages system and series shakeup: "It's going to be the hardest thing for fans to get adjusted to"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate that I agree with this, but yup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Totally not me irl 👀👀⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s whiskey in that coffee cup…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This shitpost is preventing shutdown⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what the power switch is for

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where's the essay???⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha, does bookings and helps provide equipment / support.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where's the essay???⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well…I now own a small business that handles entertainers and performers…so I’d say I’m still very much split haha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where's the essay???⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then explain those of us who studied business AND arts!? (Econ and Music Performance)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Place phone on scanner and scan each screen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know the difference!!!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So what do you call a wetland that has a neutral pH and mixed vegitation?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The world we live in. I'm sure we will see someone bragging on the dark web⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would bet good money the attack is backed by people who want their old content offline, but dont want to been viewed in public as the bad guys.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can travel just a 100 thousand years at the speed of light and already gross the galaxy. The Andromedan mind cannot comprehend⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bu-but the picture says 1 million light years across the milky way, which one is it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trust exercise⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oooohhhh shiiit. Took a solid minute to see it but daaamn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thriving⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you used to be an adventurer like me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Bizarre Chinese Murder Plot Behind Netflix’s ‘3 Body Problem’⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny how the Chinese govt says the show has been “Americanized” when the US gov has basically no say over what Netflix releases.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are y'all buying on the steam sale?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Being based on DnD, it takes a little getting used to, especially compared to most RPG combat that were built for PC rather than tabletop. That said, while the system doesn’t get any less ‘clunky’ it does feel more natural as you become more familiar with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You weirdos⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve slept in jeans many a time. Never while sober, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did Pootin threaten the whole world with nuclear weapons, but then stopped doing so?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Read “The Butter Battle Book” by Dr. Seuss…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why there are no "secondary" sports league that allow performance enhancement drugs?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Welp, Im sold…been screwing my health for free for years, you mean I could bow get paid?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"looks inside, individually packaged"⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are many reasons these may be pacakaged this way: from lowering the possibility of accidentally taking the wrong pill to anti-theft.

  It would be cheaper for the manufacturer to just put them all in a bottle, so rest assured they wouldn’t do this if the benefits didn’t outweigh the costs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fortnite has changed⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Must be at most 17 years old to participate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨N-no... you can't do this to me...⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  #PretendIDidintSeeItAndWalkAway