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Useful things at the mall

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨JimHollow@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We are done. People who can identify an AI image are now the minority and the mass will choose to be confidently wrong about it.

    If you are curious, read up about ai image watermarking: youtu.be/kVXp6UNVPTo

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nobody thinks this is a real image in a Kmart. They just dispute whether the obviously fake image was photoshopped or generated by AI.

      The butt plug image used is AI but also from the company that sells them: https://craverise.com/products/stainless-steel-hidden-key-box-butt-plug

      That does not mean that putting the AI image in that context for humorous purposes was done in AI.

      It is also trivial to strip watermarks so checking for watermarks isn’t reliable. Not all gen AI images are even created with watermarks. It’s like checking an optional note from a parent.

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      • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        So, the image is fake, but the product exists. Also, Kmart does sell a few sex toys. So, the only lie here is that Kmart sells this particular sex toy, as it does not.

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      • Monument@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m weirdly disappointed the real product has a gem in the base.

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      • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        photoshopped or generated by AI

        this is exact what i was saying. i didn’t assume anyone thought it was real, but apparently a lot of people thought it was photoshop (which requires skill, practice, time, and effort), when it was really AI (which doesn’t). the proof is the fact that the entire image has SynthID, you can block out the product image (which is also AI generated) from the photo and it still has SynthID. someone took one AI image and asked AI to edit it into a photo, it’s AI all the way down.

        People are fooled by a genAI image and thought it was created by a human, and when given the facts they choose to denial and continue to be confidently wrong about it. i mean i already know it’s difficult for humans to admit that they are wrong, but to see that actually play out in front of my eyes…

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    • naught101@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a butt plug in a department store, of course it’s fake.

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      • DillDough@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Department stores do carry sex toys. Obviously not Kmart since that hasn’t been a thing in like 20 years but Target and such places do have them on the shelves.

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      • whoneedsgravy@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I mean, the produce section is full of butt plugs

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    • Quexotic@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I just assumed it was fake.

      But I don’t think this is.

      www.thestashplug.com

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The first clue was Kmart honestly.

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    • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Honestly, would you be surprised about this being sold in something lile AliExpress or Amazon?
      I would not.

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  • Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Please do not put anything from Kmart inside you. It will almost certainly break

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    • cloudshouter@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a Blue Light Ball Special.

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  • Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She jingles loudly while she dances, Leading oft to pantsless romances. Careful early planning, she stays worry free, Her bottom always holds the key.

    You’re welcome.

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    • xav@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      … To her bottom

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  • Quexotic@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    www.thestashplug.com

    Apparently there’s a whole market.

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    • Stamau123@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A hole market if you will

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    • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      now that’s actually cool.

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    • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I… Impressive.

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  • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Kmart???

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    • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      there are 3 left. Other stores that disappeared from my city but still exists somewhere else: Radio Shack, Blockbuster, Winn Dixie, Bi-Lo…

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      • naught101@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Huh… This comment sent me down a Wikipedia rabbit hole. Australian Kmart is a separate company and brand from the American one. We also had a Bi-Lo until maybe 15 years ago that was also unrelated.

        We had RadioShack and Blockbuster too, but they were the same brand.

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Looks like AI

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    • neidu4@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Until used, then it’ll smell like something else

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      • galacticbackhoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        pam image: they’re the same smell

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      • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Image

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      • socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I mean you gotta wash it

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  • BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Unfortunately slop.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Looks more like shop.

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      • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Leakage and opening from motion, terrible idea to actually wear. Decent deterrent laying around though especially if you’ve got any artistic skill to make it look used.

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      • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Look at the barcode on the price label. To me that says AI slop

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    • jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Unfortunately?

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t think you should be putting anything that unscrews like that in your asshole.

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    • KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Probably not. But it’s better than my current method of just my keys on a string.

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    • Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What if we added a recesssd latch?

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    • Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But the bondage possibilities are wild…

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  • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Does it fit a wrist watch?

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  • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Arc Raiders players be like:

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  • _lilith@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Ugh… I sat on my keys!”

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  • kibblebits@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Where the hell did you find a Kmart?

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    • user1234@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think it’s still fairly common in Australia. And probably a lot nicer than the American version.

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      • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah, I hear they have buttplugs that can hide spare keys.

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      • kibblebits@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I don’t think the yanks have Kmart anymore

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  • BoosBeau@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I get people are arguing about fake/AI, but… KMART is still alive and kicking? I thought they died off like Radio Shack and Blockbuster.

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    • dai@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is the Australian Kmart.

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  • BlackPenguins@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s also a good hide a key. You can bet no one will touch that if they see it laying around.

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    • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can really tell we hang among different crowds

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  • AstroLightz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Durable metal design”

    “Ideal for home, business or travel”

    They definitely knew

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  • tigermountain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At least you’ll always have them with you.

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  • Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    on the shitpost meter, you score 60%

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  • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do not put that up your pooper. It may look like a anal plug, but it separates and that will be a weird hospital visit to the ER.

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  • deft@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’d get all this shit in the seam

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  • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I would not trust that.

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  • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    never lose keys again

    I guess if it pops open then they won’t be “lost”, but the flared base won’t help get them out.

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  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That is a very personal key holder.

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  • BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t know, is it any better then the Butt Plug Nug Jug?

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  • thevoidzero@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They missed the chance to name it unko

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  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “wait a second, just let me get out the keys”

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