Useful things at the mall

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• Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  on the shitpost meter, you score 60%

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• deft@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  You’d get all this shit in the seam

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• nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We are done. People who can identify an AI image are now the minority and the mass will choose to be confidently wrong about it.

  If you are curious, read up about ai image watermarking: youtu.be/kVXp6UNVPTo

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nobody thinks this is a real image in a Kmart. They just dispute whether the obviously fake image was photoshopped or generated by AI.

    The butt plug image used is AI but also from the company that sells them: https://craverise.com/products/stainless-steel-hidden-key-box-butt-plug

    That does not mean that putting the AI image in that context for humorous purposes was done in AI.

    It is also trivial to strip watermarks so checking for watermarks isn’t reliable. Not all gen AI images are even created with watermarks. It’s like checking an optional note from a parent.

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    • Monument@piefed.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m weirdly disappointed the real product has a gem in the base.

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So, the image is fake, but the product exists. Also, Kmart does sell a few sex toys. So, the only lie here is that Kmart sells this particular sex toy, as it does not.

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  • Quexotic@infosec.pub ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I just assumed it was fake.

    But I don’t think this is.

    www.thestashplug.com

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  • naught101@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a butt plug in a department store, of course it’s fake.

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The first clue was Kmart honestly.

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• Quexotic@infosec.pub ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  www.thestashplug.com

  Apparently there’s a whole market.

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  • Stamau123@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A hole market if you will

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  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I… Impressive.

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  • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    now that’s actually cool.

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• Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Please do not put anything from Kmart inside you. It will almost certainly break

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  • cloudshouter@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a Blue Light Ball Special.

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• tigermountain@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At least you’ll always have them with you.

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• Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  She jingles loudly while she dances, Leading oft to pantsless romances. Careful early planning, she stays worry free, Her bottom always holds the key.

  You’re welcome.

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  • xav@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    … To her bottom

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• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Looks like AI

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  • neidu4@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Until used, then it’ll smell like something else

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    • galacticbackhoe@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      pam image: they’re the same smell

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean you gotta wash it

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• RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kmart???

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    there are 3 left. Other stores that disappeared from my city but still exists somewhere else: Radio Shack, Blockbuster, Winn Dixie, Bi-Lo…

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    • naught101@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Huh… This comment sent me down a Wikipedia rabbit hole. Australian Kmart is a separate company and brand from the American one. We also had a Bi-Lo until maybe 15 years ago that was also unrelated.

      We had RadioShack and Blockbuster too, but they were the same brand.

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• BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Unfortunately slop.

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Looks more like shop.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Leakage and opening from motion, terrible idea to actually wear. Decent deterrent laying around though especially if you’ve got any artistic skill to make it look used.

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    • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Look at the barcode on the price label. To me that says AI slop

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  • jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Unfortunately?

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• glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would not trust that.

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• red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Does it fit a wrist watch?

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• Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Arc Raiders players be like:

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• kibblebits@quokk.au ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where the hell did you find a Kmart?

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  • user1234@fedinsfw.app ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think it’s still fairly common in Australia. And probably a lot nicer than the American version.

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    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, I hear they have buttplugs that can hide spare keys.

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    • kibblebits@quokk.au ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t think the yanks have Kmart anymore

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• BlackPenguins@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s also a good hide a key. You can bet no one will touch that if they see it laying around.

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  • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can really tell we hang among different crowds

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• NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  never lose keys again

  I guess if it pops open then they won’t be “lost”, but the flared base won’t help get them out.

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• AstroLightz@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Durable metal design”

  “Ideal for home, business or travel”

  They definitely knew

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That is a very personal key holder.

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• justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “wait a second, just let me get out the keys”

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