No
But some glitter definitely comes through, as well as methylene blue
You’ll shit smurfs
It’s funny to dose someone’s coffee or coke with it, because they’ll pee green
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No
But some glitter definitely comes through, as well as methylene blue
You’ll shit smurfs
It’s funny to dose someone’s coffee or coke with it, because they’ll pee green
Snorting methylene blue sounds risky
It would definitely be unpleasant
The only way that would work is if the gold is on the outside of the poo. Odds are that it will not be on the surface in amounts that would be noticeable.
Or sparkly diarrhea could leave gold flake all over the bowl
It would definitely have some in it since it isn’t digestible. It would come out the same way it went in.
It would come out the same way it went in.
Wait, you shit out of your mouth?
I’m not fully convinced the acid in your stomach would cause the gold to change color
One of gold’s amazing properties is that it doesn’t chemically react to almost anything. It doesn’t oxidize, is almost impossible to corrode, and doesn’t get eaten away by most acids, including stomach acid.
Yes but you would need to eat a lot
I’ve never had a gold leaf thing, aside from a shot of goldschlager, but I have wondered this
Maybe the next time I make a dessert I’ll pick up some flavorless, odorless gold to really take my treat to the next level. What a stupid trend
Goldschlager doesn’t cost considerably more than any other bottle of booze.
sour@feddit.org 12 hours ago
You can get edible gold sheets for around 10 bucks. Goes to show how much those restaurant selling gold covered steak for thousands of dollars are a rip-off.
synapse1278@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Seeing gold sheet on food is an immediate red flag for me. Pretentious and useless, it’s a strong sign a restaurant is trying to sell mediocre food at an inflated price. Other red flags are truffle and foie gras, although those can legitimately taste delicious, if you see the triple combo gold, truffle, foie gras there is a 95% chance it’s horseshit.
TheRealKuni@midwest.social 8 hours ago
Foie gras makes me sad. It’s usually cruel, produced by force-feeding animals. There are ways to make it humanely but they are rarely carried out.
But damn is it good. I don’t eat it anymore, but I have had it a couple of times and loved it.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 11 hours ago
It adds nothing except people can post shit on their Instagram
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Literally.
tempest@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
Those are not usually real gold though.